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Thursday, 2 February 2017

There is a Chaunce for you to help us make a fresh Staut! We think you maght be able to help us with our prooblems!

There is a Chaunce for you to help us make a fresh Staut(start)!    We think you maght be able to help us with our prooblems!  The wouorld has soo many stooreys in books and movies; more then any atha generation but it also suffas more inhumanity!   I come from such a tiny little Island and I think the whole world owed me an aupology as I just wount attention for thinking they can see me naked in My showa! So, now I wount the entire world that I covet but that I do nout own to speak as I do with shortened vowels so they can see my feelings and then they will laough at the stupdity that I could roole them an accent involving a snooty nose, pomposity, and shortened vowels.  They will not see through my veil unless they all attempt to speak with a shoutened vowel for two days.  Then they will see how foolish they have been because if there is any divinity in this accent, then theare should be great peace with aoul (all)my Shakespeare, Jane Austen and Dickens most ceartinly(certainly).  I am not right but I could have been. There is too much death and killing of those who reverence my culta and history. Am I the inspirator of this?  I must be; although I should have taken it as an opportunity to see the honor of my culta(culture) and more importantly the universal , religious and legal  principles that the culta calls upon four the authoriteaey!  All those good students in Tonawanda will be speaking with an english accent during college recess for two days so they will their power over those part native(Pict) limeys who are also part Roman, Norman French and Norwegian evidently.    I must have wanted nothing else but attention for impotence as a sex operation from the age of six. I eat babies in Guyana to stay young and my mother is my mother; a Queen she is and my father loved the King's speech but cold not handle a boy who was as energetic as myself. My energy was inspired by my father's attendance at football matches. He was also terrified that I would be King before him or surpass him and he could not have that happen so he gave me a sex operation. I have been killing the world since the inception of my dark or his dark reign.   Hear me and my deceit when you speak with my accent for at least two days. The signal's  goune dead!   

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