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Thursday 30 May 2013

It is rumoured that the Martians came not long after World War 1 and offered help since humans were adamant to use non-zero emission fuel types. We said that we wanted to find our own way and grow on our own. Hindsight is always 20/20 most certainly.

It is rumoured that the Martians came not long after World War 1 and offered help since humans were apparently adamant to use non-zero emission fuel types for some reason. It did not make a lot of sense to Martians since they could testify of the results of their own dead planet. Hydrogen zero emission fuel systems with zero emissions have been around as a result of human ingenuity since 1877. We ( or the League of Nations) said that we wanted to find our own way and grow on our own, testing our own unique capabilities and that one day, with more hard work, we would have the technology to join them in travelling the various galaxies since we can at least say there is more than one by virtue of the video footage obtained from the Hubble telescope.   It should have video capacity by now.   It initially operated on a 386 Microprocessor.  Now with new and improved service, it should have at least an old dual core with the L2.  No doubt, there is progress in spite of refusing their Martian help as humans have no fear of the future and its possibilities.  Hindsight is always 20/20 most certainly.

One good thing about these Old dual core chips with the L2 cache is that they are useful in some smart  phones with designs optimised for mobile devices. Smart phones are soo smart and follow the rules consistent with their programming. That is why we love them as they are soo smart. Jesus followed the rules although  not by His own effort but by the power of the Holy Ghost.  This is consistent with His human programming since we have so many volatile, nasty, brutish and short emotions unlike domesticated animals that have to live with us and that are quite peaceable and well mannered.   Who said "..he who seeks to love by the law shall die by the same"?  He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone then. Who said that?  There could be a smart optimised magnanimous human down the road free of jealousy and any anti-social emotions.   We may be waiting for Saturnians ( an old term for fictitious creatures not unlike the term Martians), Christ or Martians to visit and in contrast to a smart phone, we can see, by virtue of phone theft and the accompanying assaults occasioned by jealousies and covetousness,that human nature is not changing. See the story of Cain and Abel. A stolen phone is a used phone. How much is a used phone so that someone would even think of stealing one? 

Eat as Much Sugar as Possible...Why not?

Now if someone says you can't live forever and continually insists that you should eat as much sugar as possible or fatty foods, you should ask them what is wrong with having a balanced and intelligent, self-respecting diet.    If someone says the world can't last forever, ask them what is wrong with using the most efficient soaps, non-polluting fuels and light bulbs as much as possible. There is nothing wrong with respecting your body and your backyard. Isn't it your backyard?  Its your backyard.

Wednesday 29 May 2013

AT and T said reach and uh Touch. So, make a Call.

Did you know that the name "Isaiah" and "Jesus" have the same meaning?   Did you know that Elijah was chased by Jezebel and that Salome's mother was also an indirect relative of Jezebel? Did  you know that Potiphar's wife was also an indirect relative? Potiphar's wife chased Joseph as if he was the only young man who could solve a trigonometric equation in the Pharaoh's Kingdom.  She was impressed that he said "..No" to her attention-seeking.  She wants to be used so send her to someone who will use her by saying no and she will move on to someone else who will reject her.    The thing about Jezebel and her children is that she gives birth to zombies; those who reject the power of the Holy Ghost. God is life. Those who accept the Holy Ghost have life. Zombies chase after living souls acquainted with the life of the Holy Ghost with a resentment that leads them to enquire desperately at the content of your uh fridge among other things.  See Resident Evil movie trailers and read John 20.  Although Zombies are the living dead, it is easier for the zombie, if it could, to chase the source of Life itself and not the born again individual. See John 3 and 4.  Ask and you will receive. John 1 says it all.  I have Fresca  in the Fridge; Wazz up?  I am terribly sorry. I mean to say what happens to be the matter as I have no thought or care as to the content of your fridge, washroom or closet? Lastly, remember that only the devil keeps his authority when he comes to steal and destroy among other things.  Who entitled him to have the authority to do that? Google or search on www.excite.com the following phrase: "...the evil man was created for the evil day."  Os Guinness commented on this. Google Os Guinness( The Call) chapter summaries or just uh click here; http://www.shepherdproject.com/the-call-book-summary/ .  Now, you are likely to feel the same way as your neighbour if you use his rusty and reliable old treadmill whether you use it for 2 minutes or 40 minutes running frontward and backward.  He donated it for use in the public park. It was designed for use by as many patrons as possible.  The whole point of the Call is that we are living in communities and how the treadmill works is evidently of public concern if you get to use it all by yourself for too long. You will be asked to share and you will be asked to paint it a little. So let your neighbour try your treadmill as these machines seem to have a mind of  their own so what can you do?  Don't get angry. Why covet what is essentially a possession in his mind?  It might work for him.







You have a right to cuss all you want but how do you speak to a friend? They might take your cussing personally whether or not you have an opinion on same sex marriages? Why do you have to speak do violently even though you have your official right to do what you want except kill your same sex partner or his Heterodoxy( Heterosexual?) friend or that of his or her spouse or their children.

It would be nice if you could just speak in nice words also referred to as Psalms, hymns and spiritually luminous  things. If all else fails, ask Yoda. He is so uh "with it." Also ask Han Solo who had feelings of hot Heterodoxy toward the Princess; or should I say he was heterosexual? What is the difference?  The prefix to the word is the same. Try heterodoxy and Heterogenous and you will see that they are nonconformist.  Do not forget to write good programs for your  Microsoft XY Box. After asking Yoda, ask the whales how to reproduce generation after generation. There is one all natural answer; natural like Arizona Ice Tea and Liptons.  Ok?

The Reality of Jesus...

Someone once asked about the condition of two people standing before their friend. One said, " I am glad I am not like other people who go to church on the wrong day and who drink a little wine that is good for the stomach."  The other said, "..forgive me Lord for I am a sinner; a person who is not perfect and who is capable of errors or causing unwitting offence just while breathing although I am not sure how but I suppose someone decided I should breath, eat and survive grade 4.  I am 21 and seven months old now."  There are some people who say they do not sin but I wonder if they also deny being perfect. A perfect person cannot sin. They would have to be God's agent. It's just that Jesus talked a lot about forgiveness. If you are better than Jesus and God himself as to refuse  to extend forgiveness, then also solve your family's problems.  But, you are better than Jesus so your family does not have any problems.  They would have to ensure to avoid all junk food. Perfect people never eat junk food and they never wear cotton or rayon blends. Perfect people always remember to use a recyclable shopping bag for anything they purchase.  If you forget, then you are liable to be criticised. See Romans 8.  Your God is watching.  Perfect people have no computer or phone more than three months old. Shame on you for wasting 5 cents on a shopping bag; shame!  They only wear materials that are natural.  Perfect people never shop at discount stores as well.  Also, they do not own anything that is not brand name or brand new. Also, they always make sure that they are in a relationship with someone as soon as they break up due to their friend's imperfection in buying top brand Tesco store brand whole foods. Only customers who are whole enough to accept their imperfection can buy whole foods. A retina scanner will determine if you can shop in that area of the store.  The entry pass will appear as a bar code on your smart eye phone once you pass your  Eye-phone's retina scan for wholeness and your acceptance of your personal imperfection.  Your daily retina scan result will be updated and stored accordingly. It is good to be a part of the collective.  You had to have the trendiest stuff; remember?  You can also google any book of faith on the phone.

The irony of all of this is that you could not take a perfect picture from 70,000 feet anytime in the 19th century. But, someone believed they would fly long after Newton discvoered gravity and its relationship to waves.  Why did someone torment himself with this belief?  It was a perfect and persistent belief.  Look at all the suffering it has caused or is it good? You can even do it with zero emissions.  You did not have a plane from which to take the picture. You may not have had a perfect 17 inch megapixel camera but by faith, now people or humans can take a perfect picture from quite an amazing height at a speed that is close to the speed of sound or 5 times that speed. What is the speed of sound?   Is it possible that the more man is able to  do collectively, the less man believes to the point of collective nullity and a total doubt in the possibilities of the collective future?  See a case called Rylands and Fletcher about the "collective" because your distant cousin's poisoned farm is affecting his neighbour's  and the other neighbour's collective good.    The neighbour's didn't sign those tortious rights away.  Now, apparently they found enough salt and magnesium to grow potatoes and carrots on the moon. So don't worry.  But, there isn't enough sun light. I am sure they will find a solution. 

The Reality of Jesus

When People ask me whether I've been "born again", I say "Well; maybe so.  But if so, it was a very prolonged labour and difficult delivery."  There were all kinds of milestones on that journey, but perhaps the most important was reading the gospels for the first time at the age of forty.  It was after I had written the first draft of The Road Less Travelled.  I'm one of  those people who tend to do their writing first and their research afterwards, so having quoted Jesus a couple of times, it seemed incumbent upon me to check out the references.  It was a very graceful time for me to come to the gospels.  Had you asked me a dozen years before whether Jesus, obviously a pretty wise chap who was executed in the manner of the day for speaking out about (lead in paint and fuel-apparently lead poisoning destroyed the Roman Empire even though the Romans built Synagogues for which Jesus would have showed  gratitude); then for some reason or another people began to build a religion around him(Jesus was a Jew-See John 17. His disciples were Messianic Jews).  That's what I would have replied, and I would have left His reality at that.  I knew, you see, that the gospel writers were not contemporaries of Jesus, that they were writing thirty or more  years after His death.  But, when I did finally come to read the gospels...I was absolutely thunderstruck by the extraordinary reality of  the man I found in the Gospels; a man who was prejudiced on one occasion. although He was able to overcome that prejudice and transcend it in healing love.  I discovered a man so incredibly  real that no one could have made Him up.  

M Scott Peck-Further along the Road Less Travelled.

Tuesday 28 May 2013

Abd Ru Shin on the sixth commandment-see it on Google or www.Excite.com

Google Abd Ru Shin on the sixth commandment. Now you may be looking for a spouse of the opposite gender who is also a good friend. It just means you have to be a good friend as well because he will need that. The other option, although only in development stage, is a family sized GI Joe with real saliva and refillable seminal vesicles that can encourage you all day long, support you, give you attention but does not need to eat, play sports or do anything else. They also have a little heart in an openable chest compartment with a little LED light that is solar powered. The hair grows like a Chiapet(TM) and you can water it.  You are in total control just the way you wanted it and had it at five with your first love; the Donnie Osmond or possibly the Dollar Store version of "Ken" doll for which you were teased.  In addition to hydrogen fuel systems on mass, it should be shippable for mass market by 2012 due to the evident demand. The best alternative is to be thankful for the companionship God gave you in this good friend of the opposite gender. Moses had three or more miracles involving water and so did Jesus. Do not forget the woman at the well. Jesus read her like a book and she was so excited. The greatest miracle is to have a friend like Jesus that sticks closer than a brother. Google "friend that sticks closer than a brother."  Be thankful for the Father in Heaven that created you, for the father that raised you and for the father that helped conceive you with frog-like tadpole fluids. It is called a man's seed. But, they look like tadpoles. Why is that?  There is a designer in all of this.  Now tell that parent who is soo busy trying to figure himself out that you did not survive birth only so that he could look at you and wonder about himself while never asking  you "..how is school?"

Sunday 26 May 2013

The truth is that there is no argument or war in Heaven as to the best way to take care of the children, the Heavenly throne or the earth as His footstool. There is no  patriarchal or matriarchal argument. The spirit of wisdom is depicted as a woman in the word of God.  God is not arguing with the spirit of wisdom but they will certainly reason together in the absence of fear.  It also says that two cannot walk together unless they agree. Read Ecclesiastes 4.  Can you be friends and stay together  and have children and take nice photos with your family around to support you?  Take their advice certainly.  Read Abd Ru Shin on the Sixth commandment for more (google it) and support a good friendship that might blossom into one (1) or five children or something like that. Can you?   
Now if you want something, go to the department store. But, hope that the last dress or shirt that will fit you will be there. If you want a spouse who is also a good friend, go to the library and hang around the cook book or vehicle maintenance section and hopefully the woman or man that fits will be there; or you could go to church and hope.  Who kept you alive between birth and five years old anyway?  Someone wanted to ensure that you had what you needed.  Thank God. 
You don't want to poison the soil in your backyard. How can you grow good grapes or corn after that? Jesus would have told you to use your common sense.   I always wonder why a French man and woman feel so efficient buying bread together in the evening  everyday whether or not they don't have rings on.  It feels rather intelligent, so smart and respected.  See Luke 1-3. 

Friday 24 May 2013

You have a right to choose forgiveness or to do the opposite.  It is your right.   In the same vein, you have a right to choose an oven cleaner or soap  that is as environmentally neutral as possible. Somebody chose to use a wheel and now your father has a brand new 2013 Hybrid vehicle with Satnav.  Wow!  Human beings are too intelligent not to have environmentally neutral transportation on mass; so amazing!       
You have a right to choose forgiveness or to do the opposite.  It is your right.   In the same vein, you have a right to choose an oven cleaner or soap  that is as environmentally neutral as possible. Somebody chose to use a wheel and now your father has a brand new 2013 Hybrid vehicle with Satnav.  Wow!  Human being are too intelligent not to have environmentally neutral transportation on mass; so amazing!    
You have a right to choose forgiveness or to do the opposite.  It is your right.   In the same vein, you have a right to choose an oven cleaner or soap  that is as environmentally neutral as possible. Somebody chose to use a wheel and now your father has a brand new 2013 Hybrid vehicle with Satnav.  Wow!  Human being are too intelligent not to have environmentally neutral transportation on mass; so amazing!    

Wednesday 22 May 2013

Are you someone's woman? Call your man and stop being jealous of his Christian witness. He is trying to plant the seed while some may water it. Ultimately, it is God who will cause the growth. Won't you trust your man? There is difference between cheating and handing out bible tracts but your illness presumes a doubtful answer so he will always be afraid to tell you anything. The truth really does hurt when you have not forgiven that person or family member for your self-perception as a rejected person. How long has it been? Just let it go now. Read Psalms 42.

He is trying to plant the seed while some may water it. Ultimately, it is God who will cause the growth-1st Corinthians 3:5-9.  You see, everybody is working together including good looking actors and models with perfect, sexy bodies with P95x (P90x?)  We just want some Magna Carta so we can shop safely and not have our cheap stuff coveted. There is a sale every 25 days on something mate. Google that. Won't you trust your man? There is a difference between cheating and handing out bible tracts but your illness presumes a doubtful answer so he will always be afraid to tell you anything. You go crazy so long as he did not tell you he was busy feeding a squirrel on the golf course. What was your name again? The truth really does hurt when you have not forgiven that person or family member for your self-perception as a rejected person.  How long has it been since that founding moment? Did someone call you thin or fat or something else like "...darker than my lightest child?"  People spend a lot of time in the sun trying to get some toning up.  God made you good.  He likes a snow leopard and black leopard.  God did say he received you.  There was that prodigal son( or child) story. What about that? Why was that written?  If you were standing in front of Peter or Matthew just after Christ's ascension, what message did they give you and would you receive it? Would you receive Moses' message if he was standing right in front of you? What about James' message? Would you receive it?  Just let it go now. Read Psalms 42.  If you can accept the parting of the red sea, or Ezekiel's dry bones  or manna from Heaven an ascension is not that difficult to accept.  With God, all things are possible. 

Break off that friendship with any strange person who does not allow or encourage you to share the gospel and also encourage people to go to church.  Jesus said those who are not for my witness and message are against me. They are not a friend and there is nothing wrong with  sharing the word. Here; read this and be sincere.  Read Mark 3 and Mark 4. 

Tuesday 21 May 2013

Why did they have to write this sipping Stella Artois or Boddingtons?

Listen, I don't make movies, tv shows or commercials. Also, I only read about and review technology as it gets updated every six months.  One of the best tv channels is the Military channel where they display all of the most efficient killing machines as ordered, designed or commissioned by the government who required it for your long term economic safety and viability.  It's no big deal. That is why there is a tax on hamburgers; ok?   The next best channel is the discovery channel so that you can discover and make intelligent comment about your home town's team at the water cooler. I read the news and am exquisitely proud of it. Do you have time to concur or agree?  After that, I watch the comedy channel and have a good  laugh mate.  Enjoy Some San Benedetto or Stella Artois as both find their origins around 1366 and are quite fashionable.  I choose bottled and am absolutely minding my own business while taking a sip.  I just read the news. So, do your best and agree as the absence of agreement is conflict.  Now if you have a father who cares about how you are doing from day to day, he might call even once a week or once every two weeks.  If he does not call,  and you don't sell his drugs for him as he is requesting, it is probably because you decided to follow his mother as a God fearing person and this is something he resents. He is stealing from you and the entire family, allows properties to be repossessed by the bank irresponsibly at the age of 41 but would like to have everybody think the best of him. If he forgave himself, he would not try so hard to engineer his own further shame because no one is really paying attention to him for anything except for his 12 inch woofers in the trousers or boot of his vehicle. Your name was on that baby bonus cheque but he stole it from your mother and deposited it in his own account. He is not calling so don't worry. God is your father and that person who contributed to conception, if so, cannot reject you.  You had at least one good pastor and a few school teachers who said do not give up. God gives you all the attention and sunshine you need. You don't have to take negative attention for any aspect of your physical or psychological being.  You are a joint heir with Christ so just dust him off.  Read Psalms 27: 10 and ask yourself why someone had the time or mind to write it.  His last wife is Elissa as she was the best at everything he desired.  Your father never understood Romans 8 or Matthew 4,5,6 and 7. He is still looking for approval while trying to make his neighbor's son feel abused. He told his neighbor's son to think of him as his father. The simple lesson is that if you are a joint heir in Christ, there is only one ego involved so that there is no point fighting over who is going to have the solo in the choir Sunday after Sunday or who will get to tell the influential Sunday school discussion. You see its about Jesus. 
Coral reefs that can survive in temperatures 5-10 degrees above normal tropical ocean water temperature are being cultivated and introduced to natural habitats.  Some human  and some polar bear and some arctic seal genes are being used for the cultivation in bio-diversity and marine biology labs at well funded universities around the world and in the United States of America particularly where they have good infrastructure and funding for such world-saving and renowned programs.  It was at one of these universities where they actually discovered whales are as monogamous as French people.  How do you say "Ma Femme?" in english or what is the cultural equivalent?  God did say be a steward of the earth; a good steward. In fact, ozone buttressing fuels  and/or icemakers in the arctic are more likely to have the desired effect which is to ensure a temperature that is conducive to the algae that find safe, commodious living in the coral.  It's just too hot for the algae that live in the coral, that also enable the coral to maintain its usual health; so I was told.

Friday 17 May 2013

This just in, Drone warfare and also hydrogen fuel on mass. They are fighting for the long term pleasure and enjoyment of the planet. ISO 2012 standards require all new vehicles to be manufactured at 91 mpg. You can keep your old vehicle until it dies and buy used ones that do not comply but all new vehicles will be manufactured with this new mpg requirement. They are fighting for more than the freedom of Afghan children to go to school and learn about Minnesota. The prettiest, most selfish and idolatrous girl chooses the man with the newest vehicle. So the issue is not efficiency if you are trying to catch a vain woman. The issue is vanity.  She will not mind if it is new and efficient. Just make sure the seat warmers work for that hottie's backside.  Read Romans 8. All of creation is waiting for the Sons of God to be revealed; Aintya? 
We hasten the Lord's coming if we do not do our job as salt and light. There will be darkness...again. Remember that in the beginning He commanded light. Your goal is to be the light of the world no matter how doubleminded your wife and children may be. She may be telling herself that her cooking is really good and can't understand why you have chosen veggie frozen pizza as your diet. Your son understands since he is tired of getting the runs in gym class.

Tuesday 14 May 2013

The thing about equality is that everybody gets an almost equal chance.  Do your best and avoid Eve's and Cain's errors. Do not be a Survivor but an Achiever.  Read Desiderata and remember there is always enough to go around. Pelham 123 (the movie), American Gangster and Training day are examples of life as a black Detroit Mayor or white MidWest senator who trespasses in his opponent's home. I saw it on CNN.  The best candidate makes good toll house cookies. It might be the one who wears a pushup bra and who trespassed with her campaign staffer's husband. Either way,  it is the trespasser who makes the best cookies. Does a 10 lb bag of flour make a really big biscuit?  See the Geico rhetorical ads. Do 10 lb breasts make a lot of milk? Ask a bull elephant. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant  A lot of people get attention for their attributes. Just decide who you are. Do not let anyone decide for you or slot you into their efforts to realise their fantastic imagination. Hand out the bible tract and go.  Once you go down the other road hoping to control every potential victimiser, forever will it consume your path church girl. You should just forgive that pastor or father.  Debra in the bible was probably quite fulsome with a few moabite genes. Moses' wife was moabite. But, she decided who she is. You are not alone. Just decide. How long can you halt between two points of view church girl?    
Now if people wanted to communicate in the old days for various uh purposes, they would speak, write or break into song.  Sing the song of Solomon but don't leave your bra tags in that man's vehicle. A lot of women wear Passionata(TM). If you leave a bra tag, make sure to write your number. Ok?  This way, that man can call the police and show off.  Now, how do you say Boom Chica Wow Wow in English? Quelle Pronunciation(Grade 9)? Buy the French learning disc for $5.99 at Barnes and Truthful and don't playa hate.  Just have the courage to deny your pride. Jesus is standing write behind you. That man might be having relations with someone else any way and you are welcome to bug his phone and listen to him have a bible study with her and you can watch them eat  in public as well. 

Disempowered by the way in which you were demeaned as a child...

Did your parents accept you on surficial criteria and  also on school or athletic performance? Do you find that you treat those closest to you in the same manner?  You were disempowered and it is so ingrained that you think you have a right to determine a person's worth based on daily shifting checklists of performance. This is how you empower yourself. It keeps you safe.    You are the restaurant manager but you need to pay your employees to endure your personal emotional embattlement with a distant parent's approval.  You are worried that your employee's appearance or behaviour will impact upon your own sense of acceptance.  It is just that you really only have children and no employees and they laugh at your behaviour which is really a muffled sense of self-rejection. It's really cool watching you torment yourself and abuse the members of your Toastmaster's Club for using a North Atlantic phraseology instead of a MidWest phraseology but God created the midwest for a reason. They also respect people in the MidWest who are modest enough to buy a used barbecue every now and again and used garden tools. That is why you have FleaMarkets where you can buy bootleg items and also garage sales for the purchase of used gear.  Your favourite children are called Tags, Clothing and New and, no doubt, you have total control over them and can accept or reject them as  you like.  You do not have to keep them.  At least the name on them makes you feel accepted. It's probably a Jewish, Italian, Spanish or English name. Look for Mandingo(TM) clothing coming soon. Now, if you want to know if somebody knows all about your pain and how it might make you act, rest assured. God knows so read Proverbs 2,5,6,7,9 and 11. You want to be bitter and have people hate you.So celebrate your success.

Your father hates you and he told you in High School. His only concern is that you may, at any time, add to his existing shame.  This shame is that which comes from a lack of forgiveness. He was rejected by his parents but never forgave them  They also made him sterile for not playing any sports.   Now take your position as Christ's joint heir. You are a child of God. Read Romans 8 and I promise you that someone will give you a TOUCH at church and rub against you in the pew; by accident of course.  They may just be white and may accept you in the same way as you felt accepted in High School in spite of  your Audi or the lack thereof.  Up to now, your identity was nothing more than a colour scheme.  You are a child of God though. You are a luminous being if you believe it. God has no colour except that which approximates sunlight and there is a lot of that in Africa where all of this evident civilisation began although Cain clearly had covetous children  and that is why we need ten commandments; Ok? Ask Livingstone and Leakey(TM); a new trademark at www.londiniumtvchannel.com and www.londiniumgear.com   

Also, google Respicio(TM).  It will be a clothing line; coming soon!! 

Warren A. Lyon.

Monday 13 May 2013

"What doesn't Kill You" and other Urban Tales

In this movie, you learn that only local agencies get involved in local matters. As such, a lot is lost in translation when communicating that crime does not pay.  There are several messages of salvation in this movie in addition to communicating the importance of putting family before the call of old associations.

 These associations can be re-organised and divided efficiently via bail, probation and parole conditions making it an offence to communicate or associate with anyone who has a criminal record or outstanding charges.  Jubilantly, conditions like this, if mandatory, prevent organisations from continually impacting communities and from having a steady flow of new and old members to carry out organisational activities.  This  theme was visited in  "The Town".  Find out more on www.cbs.com  for their new docu-show analysis on this issue and more.  

If mandatory, conditions like this jubilantly prevent organisations from impacting communities continually  and from having a steady flow of new and old members to carry out organisational activities.

 To reiterate, conditions like this can prevent jubilantly any such organisation from impacting communities continually and also prevent a steady flow of new and old members' involvement in criminal organisational activities if such restrictive conditions are made mandatory.

Sunday 12 May 2013

People often ask why God allows suffering in the world.  If He exists, as they often ask, then why the baddies? Ask Cain. He is indicative of one side of the humanness. The real question is why some people are actively doubting God and actively helping the devil? Those Nikes were just a pair of running shoes and you felt your neighbour was going to feel too respected so you followed him to the gym and stole them when he went to the washroom. He is your neighbour.  Did he steal your shoes? Did he even think about it? Why do you worry about how your neighbour might feel before a world or community that does not know how you feel about him or her except that you spend soo much money bugging their phone and taking pictures?  You broke up with an ex partner six years ago but you spend soo much money damaging his property and spend soo much bugging his phone, buying gift certificates for the new girlfriends and calling them for coffee.  Do you still drive any vehicle? Where do you live? What is your boyfriend's name? He does not have a clue? You must be an agent of hell itself.  Can you speak or talk or just agree to accept a new person?  You are the only one looking back.  There are so many nice women out there for you to kiss on a cruise with whom you can share a cabin and do crossword puzzles while you look at the watch your ex bought you.  You are over forty and nobody is at fault if you did not take a chance to reconcile and forgive. Let her go or him go. It's ok because she does not spend any money worrying or asking about you. That would be a waste of time. Watch an A T & T ad next time and grow up.  Egos are for eating like eggo waffles so eat yours with a little bible reading.  Was the parting of the red sea a good or bad thing? It depends on whether you are a Jew or an Egyptian.  Moses said let my people go.  Why did he have to ask anyway?  I think the answer was because God was actively incubating a nation.  They needed some civic order just that side of the Jordan and hence the ten commandments. Ok?  Do you concur or are you waiting to see if your neighbour is respected and testing the extent of this respect by cutting or damaging car doors.  No one likes chasing phantoms and you should not emulate a phantom.


 Nobody can reject you.  God made you good.  God made you good and you are accepted! Be genuine with the conscience He gives and acknowledge it when prompted. This is relationship.  This is confession. This is the essence of your relationship with your creator.

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Sun  Tzu said respect your supply lines. How much water can you make in outer space?  If you plan to spend more time there, you need to respect the only planet that is blessed with natural water production. You needed it.  Out of water,  came life. It was in the womb where you nursed.  Google that.  So, we will need to respect our need for water in the present and not too distant  future. 

Saturday 11 May 2013

Choice and agreement with what is offered at the Global Buffet. Choose your sides...

Christ offers life.  Goggle-"God is not a man that He should lie." He also offers truth. He is the way, truth and the life.  Google that.

The Devil comes to kill, steal and destroy.
He is the planter or inseminator (Father) of all lies. See John 8.

Christ is the Author and finisher of God honouring faith.
The Devil is the Author and finisher of the antithesis.

If the Devil comes to kill, steal and destroy. He works very hard. Lot's wife knows and He will have lots of friends who will pound on the front door of your heart and mind; especially if you are in a constant state of decision( lack of decision, indecision). He will send people who will accuse you all day for the tiniest idiosyncacies found in all of us. As such, he denies your humanity.  You can agree with his offers. But, you must have thanked God for something at sometime in your life. Ask yourself if what is being offered is consistent with those moments of thankfulness. Also, ask yourself why you are being offered this now. If it was a wedding or life-long covenant with your Lord, why break it at any time and let go of your devotion? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkBh5ObVyww  What will this devil offer you? Who will come into your life offering something unusual? Will you agree?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5kkS7-ziXI Christ was tempted three times, it says, in the wilderness. But, it also says that the enemy only left Him to see if there was another opportune http://biblehub.com/luke/4-13.htm  moment to distract or hinder Him. Lambs are vulnerable away from the Sheppard where they are distant from guidance and the leader( Christ) who provides decisive direction by the Holy Ghost. What's in your back Levis Jeans pocket?; Psalms, new testament or a coupon for Hot sauce from Hell in the 5 oz bottle?

You are so pre-occupied with  your neighbor in Maryland that you are either not in a relationship or you are not respecting the one you have.  He said to leave just one tree alone. So, agree, decide and commit. After that, there is so much that He has offered for enjoyment in the bounds of one surmise. Keep your covenants; the covenants to your neighbour, family and friends and to your God.  His name is Jehovah.  If you feel that challenge coming along to leave the garden or grace of Christ, just confess that you are a messianic Jew( three times) and you have a decision. You have devotion.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5kkS7-ziXI

Now about agreeing with your neighbour, you could call it the ten commandments of safe, communal and commodious living or the ten commandments. 






Friday 10 May 2013

The truth is your sister may have mistreated you and your father may have been aloof, but God made you. Read Psalms 27:10 and be thankful. This is why Jesus said pick up your cross, deny yourself and follow Him or cast your cares and your burden on Him because He cares. Everybody has a "cross" so to speak or a burden. It could be that you had too much pressure to make it to the world Chess juniors and had to absorb a lot of parental pressure that you now carry as your resentment since they did not just love you. You also carry the rejection they feel since you did not go to the World Junior Championship like your Grandfather's third wife.  Let it go. Love yourself and be honorable to the parents you know who raised you and the ones you don't know who may have conceived you.  He is not your father, that man. If you are not sure either way, just be thankful and be at peace with God, your maker. He is a Father. 

Thursday 9 May 2013

It says in the Old Testament that authority without submission is rebellion. Authority with submission is reverence for Jehovah with the Earth as His footstool.  Oh well.    These themes are echoed in many a popular story like X- Men and Star Wars.  How is Magneto a protagonist and a villain?   God does have His law. It is natural.  To break his natural law is an infringement of His authority.  See more of Abd Ru Shin on www.londiniumtvchannel.com It is also available on the Internet at Barnes and Noble or a good book store. What's in your neighbourhood?  Well, ask your neighbours and love them as you wish to be loved.  You have frequent meetings now that you settled in the promised land, living in such close proximity. Get rid of those anti-social and anti-personnel weapons that have more than four shots for the Grizzly Bears.  Your neighbour is not a grizzly bear and the police station is 5 minutes down the road beside the national guard where they have all the arms you need to uh bare.  Life is the University of Heaven and you do not need to be perfect. Read Romans 8 and agree with  your lecturer and tutor, the Holy Ghost, who will guide you into all truth. Read John 20 and ask for more of His help. He is a helper and comforter. The Kingdom of God is at hand. What's in your uh hand? 

Wednesday 8 May 2013

The Fourth Commandment by Abd Ru Shin

The Fourth Commandment:

THOU SHALT HONOR FATHER AND MOTHER!

God had this Commandment given to mankind. But it has caused unspeakable anguish of soul. How many a child, how many an adult, has struggled desperately not to offend most grossly against just this Commandment.
How can a child honour the father who degrades himself to the level of a drunkard; or a mother who grievously embitters the hours of the father and the entire household through her caprices, through her unrestrained temper, lack of self-discipline and so much else, making a peaceful atmosphere quite impossible!
Can a child honour its parents when it hears them roundly abusing and deceiving each other, or even coming to blows? How many a conjugal incident has often made the Commandment a torment for the children, rendering it impossible of fulfilment.
In the long run it would indeed be nothing but hypocrisy if a child were to assert that it still honoured a mother when she behaves in a much more friendly way towards strangers than towards her own husband, the child's father. When it observes with her the propensity to superficiality, sees her sink in the most ridiculous vanity to a weak-minded slave of every fashionable craze, which so often can no longer be associated with the concept of earnest, high motherhood, and which robs motherly dignity of all beauty and sublimity ... on what is a child then still to base voluntary reverence for its mother? What indeed lies in the one word: "Mother!" But also what does it demand.
A child that is not yet contaminated as well must unconsciously sense within that a person of mature, serious spirit can never set out to expose her physical body merely for the sake of fashion. How then can the mother remain sacred to the child! Natural reverence impulsively sinks down to the empty form of a habitual duty or, depending upon the upbringing, to selfevident conventional politeness, thus to hypocrisy, which lacks all upward swinging of the soul. Just that upward swinging which holds warm life! Which is indispensable to a child, and accompanies him like a secure shield as he grows up and sets out in life, guarding him against temptations of all kinds, and remaining inwardly a strong tower of refuge for him, whenever doubts of any kind assail him. Right up to old age!
The word "mother" or "father" should at all times call forth a warm, fervent intuitive perception out of which the image arises before the soul in full purity, dignified, warning or assenting, as a guiding star throughout his entire earthly existence!
And what a treasure is now taken from every child when it cannot honour its father or its mother with its whole soul!
Yet the cause of these agonies of soul is again only men's false interpretation of the Commandment. The hitherto-prevailing view was wrong; it limited the meaning and allowed it to become one-sided, whereas surely nothing sent by God can be one-sided.
But it was still more wrong that this Commandment was distorted, in that it was to be improved according to human estimation, made still more explicit by an addition: "Thou shalt honour thy father and thy mother!" In this way it became personal. This was bound to lead to errors; for the Commandment in its right form is only: "Thou shalt honour father and mother!"
Hence it does not refer to particular, specific persons, whose nature cannot be determined and foreseen from the outset. Such a paradox never occurs in the Divine Laws. On no account does God demand that something be honoured which does not also absolutely deserve to be honoured!

Now you can be as stubborn as you want in the hope that someone is going to come to see you raise your children or have children with you.  I suggest that if you want to meet a friend that you have not seen for quite some time, knock on their door.   In the meantime, be good to yourself, your children if you have them and the spouse you envision if not the potential spouse you expect will automatically do, act and say what you desire and hope for culturally.  You could just communicate what you want.

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The Fourth Commandment by Abd Ru Shin

Tuesday 7 May 2013

You never know...

Do you have an Aunt who, after you turned 39 and became eligible to marry a friend of hers, kept on finding fault in everything that you do? She is a good home radiator saleswoman; at least.  She created a sham-wow! It sells for $19.99. Her husband's name was Abraham. He told her life is never perfect but you can be positive and hope for good health. Like Abraham in the bible, you never know what God has in mind for a situation or relationship.  He says trust though and hope for the best and expect the best.  Abraham and Sara had a moment for separation on the issue of patient hope on a promise. Eve and Adam did not agree on how to trust God. Lot and his wife, did not agree on how to just let go of an old life that kept calling. There are other stories but the point is every moment of disagreement is a moment for solution. The solution moments can be passed with faith, trust and a decision that it can be resolved. This is why a nice messianic Jew like Paul the apostle wrote 1st Corinthians 13. The other result is Malachi 2. Try Hosea 3 in alternative.  We may have common variables ( common missing variables) but God is not writing Lot's or Abraham's story over again in your life expecting you to apply a formulaic response. The only response is not to read directions but seek directions as in Proverbs 3:5-6.  This is not Duncan Hines and if it is, the instructions do say Hebrews 11 so just add water when directed.   Its just that persistent temptation is not a decision but an opportunity for one. When it comes, you should already have the answer. Eve was also asked from whom do you seek approval and what is your purpose.  The question when it comes is uh  "...who are you?"  You should already have the answer as many a voice may call in addition to your own will at times. So, as Jesus said in Gethsemane, He is seeking God's will and not His own as follows:

1. Pick up your own cross;
2. Deny yourself; and
3. Follow Him.

Jeremiah said...".. the Lord is my righteousness." Isaiah said He came to heal the broken hearted. So take your healing and righteousness. If you need concrete, take that. Build life on the rock being Jesus. Your  father or pops or dad etc wasn't there to make you feel "rock." Just slot Jesus in that gap of your motherboard. 

If its a choice between a Cobra and a Donkey or a Mustang and a Volvo, maybe choose the quiet and stately Volvo so no one thinks you are trying to stir things up with that uh War horse as palm leaves are being laid at your feet on the way to your uh job or uh ministry.  The National Guard might get the wrong idea and someone may say call Quentin Tarantino now!  There is a Kill Bill-type person here!       
I never dated anyone like that woman...I would not be found alone with her...anywhere.

Monday 6 May 2013

Mark 4..

It's not so easy to understand that one's needs for attention can supercede the simplicity of Christ and the attention one gains from being in His service.

The last thing you want to do is get involved with anyone whose acceptance is based on shifting forms of performance and every new purchase. They will try to turn you into a stock on a market but God calls you a joint heir so rest in your position and do the simple things first while in that position like keep the shoes you wear into His temple or church free from mud and may this be true of the mind and heart you bring there as well.  

Find out what type of seed your friend is before you go on a world tour.  You might have to rely on them to call for help in the Jungles of Costa Rica if you strike your foot against a uh stone.  Jesus is a friend that sticks closer than a brother. This is His greatest miracle. They say this sometimes about the  French Marines as well.  Where are they in your neighbourhood? Well, some are marshaling children to school safely in the morning because the only time you should duck and cover in school is during a heated and passionate spitball fight. Its all fun and games until someone needs a blood transfusion for misplaced steel or hot lead. 
Anyway, about blood transfusions, Jews seem to accept them while Jehovah Witnesses do not. They don't have to since everybody has a right to drive in a vehicle that is powered by fuel that will destroy their planet if they so choose.  But, why argue on points of authority? If you want your child to live, take the doctors help. Why throw yourself off the pinnacle of the temple expecting God to save you( see Matthew 4, Matthew 7)? After the Doctors help, then you can ask for the miracle if their help was not enough.  Jesus was a Jew and there is certainly a time to ask for a miracle. I just want to know who has more authority on these issues concerning blood transfusions in the Abrahamic traditions; Jews inclusive of Jesus or these new adherents ?

What's in your wallet or pant (Psalms 42) trouser?
Next time, we will ask ourselves about the false wonders of the Antichrist and whether they will resemble the wonders of the Egyptian priests before Moses or an Apple I-device with front and back cameras that knows when you are sleeping and when you are awake, naughty, bad or good for goodness sake-and all with the help of the big nose to smell, hubble telescope to see and teeth to help little Red Riding Hood all the way HOME( watch it now!-buy it on DVD). 


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Here is an observation.  Race  is equivalent to climatic genetic adaptation.  Think about it. 

"If the earth was a river, I would..."

A new essay contest to finish the above sentence is now in play! Write your submissions of no more than 250 words and the winner gets their submission published.  They also get to hug their mother and be thankful because most of us only have one or maybe a whole village of them who are Scots Irish or who have some Hebrew genes. Every entrant must also subscribe with a minimum $2.00 subscription. 

Submit your entry on how you would conclude the following sentence that begins as follows;
" If the earth was a river, I would..."

Write today as the contest ends on September 30th, 2013!

Now, too much heat means less food so we need moderate temperate zones and there is more than enough space for people to live. Environmental degradation to melt polar ice to increase current potential inhabitable, additional space is just mad. Polars Bears depend on the arctic environment as do many diverse species in addition to man.  The earth is slowly moving closer to the sun and we don't need to help God in his amazing and miraculous foresight.  I thought the people who built massive subways in anticipation of a great future urban population might be the same people who decided to let oil wells burn for days in Iraq and elsewhere. Air, Ozone and a balanced ecological environment is the goal. Our mad, inefficient input is not required so save the breathing apparatus inclusive of rain forests. Who are we to decide how long the earth shall remain inhabitable to humans? Be assured that regardless of any decision we make, the earth's capacity to heal and rejuvenate is timeless.  The whales will be here along with many other microorganisms deep down in the greatest depths or upon the ocean's floor.  Read Psalms 92.  The earth is in God's temple every day and Sabbath or the day you have chosen so as to keep it holy. 


 

Sunday 5 May 2013

God said do not covet or take your neighbour's pumpkins or Nescafe coffee from his vehicle, not because you don't know how to respect people after high school, but because everyone needs to live closely and not fight. Why is there so much fighting?  The only people fighting actually are the children of Cain.  70 percent commission is not too bad if someone is telling you he is granting it to you because of your tenacity.  I watch really bad movies sometimes just to understand. Watch the IrishMan with a few stand up guys.  Have a sense of humor though. There are some comedic parts every now and again.     

You could be a child of Jehovah and in God's good way if you enjoyed conjugal rights while betrothed. Read Matthew 19. A cermony is not a wedding. The wedding is not the ceremony. Ceremonies and documents do not establish or maintain a union; only the uniting and the personal commitment to remain in a union. We might change our customs but God has not. God is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow.

Who has the greater uh sin?  You decide in a rap battle. The couple who united and stayed together as did Adam and Eve, Jacob and Rachel, Abraham and Sara and many others without  a ceremony and  no admixture or adultery or the couple that has a ceremony with their marriage and then ultimately divorce? Its not just money you know. Everybody loves the divorce pictures and the wedding pictures. Just do what you want but be happy with yourself. Have a good ceremony in due course. have the ceremony first and then get married. have the marriage in your parents Timeshare and then have a ceremony one year later. Get engaged(betrothed), wait one to two years before your uh wedding and then have a ceremony on the fourth year. At the end of the day, where is God in your divorce? Read Malachi 2.  I never heard God say he hates the lack of a ceremony ,big or small, so long as there is commitment between them as man and wife.  The two become one flesh.    There is an implicit covenant in what you do. Now, why was God angry with Solomon? He was angry because he had too many wives but it was not that he had more than one. God did not stop warning him until the 300th wife according to most accounts. He was a David until the 400 th wife and  a potential Saul on the 301st. He apparently died apostate with just TOO MANY wives; one wife too many and increasingly stubborn http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/6-16.htm. I would have been content with one wife personally or with 347 maybe so long as I am in his grace. But, you have to enough soldiers to protect soo many or else you will feel disrespected. Also, all 347 have to agree or else they might just cat fight with each other and accuse you all day of cheating and being a mormon or something. So work out the cost of many wives. If you want to ask some man to do that, then you just call him and say "..I would like to be your second or third girlfriend." Then the two of you can work out your terms.  Don't call me for that.   It feels like a good pillow in your soccer shoes and no one is begging you to ring their doorbell by damaging your vehicle to get your attention but does not use their satelite gps phone to call( reach out and touch someone-(AT and T). God does not argue for long but it must have been hard to say no since they were so ingratiating. Most young men with soldiers and palaces would understand and wives make better decorations in all those rooms than plants and paintings anyway.   The fear of God is wisdom and he should have thought cautiously on the 707th wife before moving to the 708th if God was warning him. Its just that God did not want to lose the connection with Solomon and see Solomon's heart moved away from God. Read Psalms 42. Do not judge these young people who may have decided early to be together and to have a child.  They had their ceremony in due season. Shakespeare had his child first during his betrothal and his ceremony followed. They were in the custom of good commitment.  Those young people prepared the field for the family harvest in the 60's and the tractors for the winter sleigh ride.  They are still together 60 years later.  The key is to grow together with shared experiences and growth.  Take a cooking course together. It's so efficient.  Just add water.  Now if you let go of someone because your mother fans and others did not like the ring with 1.0 TDW and you cheated  to cause a break up where he is now with someone else, just let him go.  He just wanted you to be happy as an artist with all your craftiness.  Let go.  Also, buying vast estates in New Brunswick for expanding Eastham might help. It's yours and wouldn't you want all those trees in New Brunswick to be around for a few more million years? Your natural gas dealer and the hydrogen pump installer at the local petrol station carry boxes of Gideon bibles in the trunk for distribution from now on.  When you see Anansie who claims everyone under 43 as his child as some form of pension back up, tell him he left his 911 documentary at Foil's house after painting the daughter's toe nails in coveted hedonic blue colour.           

If men are from Mars and women from Venice Beach, you can still expect courtesy from one another and that your partner from out of town will treat you as you wish to be treated. Difference is not an excuse for double standards. Love your partner from Mars, Minnesota, Venus or Virginia like a good friend. Just add water and don't waste.


Tell your partner from Mars or Venus that if respect is an equation, it is always based on the good notion of others called the Jones (keeping up with the Jones). If respect is a decision, then Jesus clearly had a lot of it. I like the Jesus version as His yoke is easy.Tell your partner from Mars or Venus that the thing about fighting God in your ego is that your ego will always win. Google "how long can I strive with man." God does not argue but invites and you can choose how your eggs are prepared.
 
Encourage them that very soon your partner from Mars or Venus will be able to stay in intergalactic contact as Delorme is the leader in handheld satnav devices. Much like your Garmin at $79.99, you have a satellite signal anywhere and now that Garmin and Delorme are compatible with mobile phones, you have mobile voice communication anywhere.  Call Garmin mobile today! No roaming charges apply even at 40000 feet but you do get at least national long distance for the purchase of the device...like your satnav directions.

Tell your partner from Mars or Venus that there is no point spending all your time in a relationship being a "woman" if that is her goal with all the cliches and scripts on relational manipulation. No humans are designed for that.  They are designed for saving, sincere intimacy but you are turning it into no more than a flaunted transaction or your partner into a tool or ornament( My man!). You want him if someone else says "..I want him." He is being paid for his time now with a sincerely baked tray of cookies on Friday nights and good conversation.  He was not hear to be a sponge for your emotions and anger at someone you refuse to let go of or forgive. He can pray with you but you keep testing to see if he loves you and you got the answer. He let you go so you can love "you" as it is all about "you".   Spend your time being a friend. Is a hug or a kiss a commodity? Is his time with you a commodity because you are justifying any lack of courtesy or kindness by saying you are a "woman" or that "youn eed to know how to treat a "woman".  You need to know how to love yourself. He knows how to treat a good friend and treats others as he wishes to be treated. Your shallow demeanour shines through in due course.  Your ex-female sex partner also abandoned you for good reason. You might have made it up but who knows as you will do or say anything out of a fear of rejection in what you perceive as the current fad. But, strontinum 90 or same-sex liaisons are not fads and have been around for quite sometime.  You need to know who you are and what you want?   He(your former man) just wanted you to be happy. He is a man and a friend to a good woman. Test someone else if you want. You will have many offers and you need a game to keep you alert or just buy a Gorilla that will understand where you are coming from. Your former man was very obsevant. I suppose you told him.  What was his name? 

Thursday 2 May 2013

2013 Production ready Ford Mustang hydrogen Fuel Cell-Production ready!






 

God is not counting the thickness of the crystal in your wedding glasses so feel good for you and yours about your ceremonies. Some may frown on slip-on welted shoes in preference to laced brogues. They may also want a merlot instead of a Shiraz ( I should have said white wine but...) with the chicken breast yet they can't control the time it takes to get to work every morning. That depends on the London Underground.

Whales are monogamous and so are uh humans ( Now why did Jesus say you are going out among ravenous wolves?).  There is also a romanesque saying that makes a similar point. So, what does that mean? It means that God was aware of this tendency if we fail to just hold on to that God gene within us. It's like an invisible living water( read John 4) and without it, you shall surely die and start judging yourself and others to the point of habitual unforgiveness and self condemnation.  It's hard to love yourself and your neighbour in that condition.  You are not your true self.  Humans generally revere their own creation such as a Porsche or Corvette but what about the capacity to enjoy that creation in an environment that is as commodious as possible? Humans, when behaving, are monogamous by default lest we change ourselves and make our lives and world complicated and dysfunctional. When we do, God gives us rules to ensure we can live together since our higher brain brought us out of foraging and being nomadic to settle buy nice, still waters.  You don't need ten commandments living in isolation and in the occasional squabble over a coconut or apple. You need ten commandments for settled living and for markets when you are no longer nomadic in the case of Jacob and Isaac. You are in a promised land now so settle down.  Now God will intervene( an external market intervention) at any time  to protect the most important economic actors which are the billions of fundamental buyers and sellers. Computers and androids do not care much about spending time on beaches and they do not buy computers.  Humans do.  The Devil is anti-life and probably hates the beach. He is also anti-human, seeking to take you out of the garden.   Now, every one knows the pain of abandonment or rejection (perceived or real however slight or imagined) Higher functioning brains are equipped to create but not to as to cheat. Go buy some intelligent, creative utensils at Ikea to see it in action in your home; so intelligent!  Why hurt yourself or someone you love who makes nice toll house cookies or good hours as a KFC manager? Love them. You are innately monogamous and so are whales ( you might want to think you can have ten women or "sex in the city" partners but how do you think you would feel if you were to turn around right now and witness the person you were just with kissing another man? )  Choose that good friend of the opposite gender to make a big family. Buy ten of everything in blue and pink. They may need to heal concerning previous hurts although they are a good friend and so might you.  To the healing, this is where you apply patience, the kindness and prayer. See 1st Corinthians 13.

As it was in the beginning, so shall it be in the end. Get it? You went back to zero. There is no firmament on which to grow good wheat and no water in which fish can spawn. You know its in the time of the end when you figured out how to erase everything God has done by your human genius.  You had a choice in that there garden Mr. Adam and Mrs. Eve.  So, here we are watching movies that remind us often of the threat of our human, yet destructive power on a personal level with a 1911 or with big nuclear fire crackers.  Can't the more interested men and women play global strategic chess another way because personally, my ego is not so big to think that I have to live long enough to witness the end of the world.  If we are doing our job as salt and light to the world, when shall the end come? While there shall be an end, Light does not run from darkness and where there is light, there is no darkness so submit you need for attention to Jesus and give Jesus your attention. You have all the attention you need sharing the gospel. You are the light of the world or like a city set on a hill (Matthew 5:14) with the gospel of Luke uh vibrating in you. The last colony is your mind.  Make God sovereign. The only other contender is your Ego. The advertising guru is working hard to sell you the pursuit of pleasure and some life and liberty of course. What is on your desktop computer or hard drive or your face recognition android phone ( now retailing for $159.99)?  Make sure it's HP( not the sauce). HP stands for Healed and Purposeful.   I agree with the pleasure but with balance so save the beaches and lets extend our time for pleasure with some good, clean hydrogen fuelled vehicles. You may disagree and you probably also use the most inefficient washing machine, oven  and Whirlpool Fridge( the one that is not (ISO 2001 ) and Energy Saver(TM) compliant). Its a fuel cell Mustang Black Cobra and its lots of fun to drive with double wishbone suspension and tiptronic gear shifters with steering wheel gear shifting paddle's. You can have a standard or automatic centre console shifter as well.  Aunt Jemima once said that she would rise with a hydrogen fuel station in her living room that converts oil into hydrogen gas. There is nothing wrong with that setup.  You have to buy the oil well or hydrogen station from someone so long as it's yours; Ok? Everybody has an ego of some kind but just deny yourself and it will all become clear as Jesus said and follow Him. Your need to rise should endure beyond outmoded technology. The beach and the garden is eternal. That is why your cat or dog gets excited to run out of the house.  Design vehicles and fuel supplies that agree with the  beach and the garden.  Bring a fishing rod as well so you can sit down  and give your fat ass some rest. You need to eat; remember?  Salmon is good with HP. This way you and Adam can name the animals God created, the ones that are extinct and the machines that God gave you the technology to create. It all began with the wheel. What if you never used it? Who would bear your family's burden? You are so pretty and smart. A fat ass in a bikini is a commodity ( see the Brazil Butt infomercial ) so keep the fat ass alive for at least another few generations or just hasten the Lord's coming with a collective agreement to use the most inefficient appliances and consumer goods. A collective agreement that threatens our collective enjoyment of the garden or beach is collectively Asinine and non beneficial. You can still shake it and then mourn on Sunday morning singing that you fall down and get up if you want.  There is nothing wrong with good fuel and all the passion you crave in one simultaneous happening. With God, all things are truly possible. It's progress. All I know is that everybody switched to LCD, Plasma or LED Tv's from Cathode  Ray Tube televisions and no vote or legislation was needed.  Also, nobody was offended.  There is probably an LCD flat screen TV in your church right now. Go take a look and its used to scroll the words on the worship songs. We have relationships with what we create and what is created and we give them names like Le Sabre or Le Genesis but no such relationship should threaten the common good wealth.  We will always drive fast cars passionately and rebelliously on leaded, unleaded gas or some other fuel type but it would be nice to be able to stop at a beach if they exist and enjoy a picnic.  Efficient fuel does not mean a reduction in passion or pleasure or else we could have settled with a 1930's Bugatti( so beatiful and inefficient) if it is that inefficiency or saving the beach means less pleasure. Pleasure is important and that is why God made Eve with curves that emulated a Hyundai Genesis. The Genesis coupe has a fattish backside that shakes when doing donut holes; get it?  Watch Stand Up Guys or Killing Me Softly.  To avoid spilling coffee on your suit, just use coffee in a gaseous form. The cost of clean-up and damage to the wool makes it quite selfish to actually drink liquid coffee. Your mother had to bail you out on the dry cleaning. BP stands for Be Purposefully Passionate about life in the long term. A fool never learns from his mistakes but surely BP has now switched to algae oil production only.  That is why the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company  and others  are suing for the shock and industry loss they endured at witnessing oil spill over in the gulf for 80 days while on CNN live video footage for 80 days and it only took two hours to fix it with a vacuum hose cap sealed with underwater robotic submarines; so smart that it hurts! The Bubba Gump motto is that God may not come exactly when you call him but when he uh comes he is right on time! Robots and the algae fuel say that God has enabled man to do greater things than Jesus would do in being good stewards of His habitat.  The word according to our better, more interested men is that Cell phone signals will be used to fuel vehicles very soon. It has something to do with the energy to transmit communication. Roaming charges will apply though but at least its clean and passionately smart with facial recognition with nation-wide long distance and driving included and  a better bottom line (that means more calculated profit); get it?  It's a fun way to drive.   You already trust your house, Tiffany vases and precious Wurlitzer piano with gas central heating so let us just keep calm and save the beach. Wolf Blitzer and John King are in control with their touch screen info devices  which are so impressive and Santa Claus knows when you are uh coming. It's obvious. Those cameras could be two-way; I was told as Apple already has complaints about personal underwear photos miraculously on the internet.  There is a job for everyone so stay well trained as you convert the car companies into bomber factories or the Louisiana refineries into an algae fuel production plant. All you need is some desalination of the salt water and some spit from the bottom of your Heineken glass bottle, shake it a little and then you have algae oil in a few days.  I got to go and make some Duncan Hines Brownies for the family.  I just add uh water. 



Warren A. Lyon



    

Wednesday 1 May 2013

If the medium has a message, the medium is essentially a ministry. Every ministry has a message.

Enjoy Londinium TV Channel.  It's a ministry.    The odds are that respect is a shifting sand and an unquantifiable variable over which you have little control if it is defined by  a multitude of individuals from whom you seek that glance of approval.  Be yourself because no one was born with you and nor can they enter into eternity with you. You can start by choosing that eternal destination every day and if you choose  to be loyal  to Jesus everytime, its amazing how you will have a consistent sense of dignity where ever you are.  It has nothing to do with your brand of tooth paste or your Calvin Klein shirt.  There are soo many brands to give you choice in attire but may your character be reflective of a definitive choice.  What is the message in your cable box or station? Check out Marshal Mcluhan on the medium( Tv, radio or newspaper) being synonymous with the message. A few general notions as to the message are communication, community and getting the most efficient stuff at the most affordable price.

Warren A. Lyon