You are a 5' 7 " running back and doing quite okay. You are fertile and you have a nice offer from the cafeteria server every soo often. You are a graduate now but your parents suffered a bad divorce. You witnessed some domestic spousal abuse. You fear encountering it in your own life and so you spend a lot of time with the team where the 6' 8" line backer is giving you winks but you do like that cafeteria girl but....the risk of experiencing some spousal abuse and rejection because you ordered the uh wrong toppings on the pizza is just too much. What do you do?


You are a 5'7" tall basketball cheer leader and you witnessed some spousal abuse in your family. You don't want to see it or experience it in your life but you like the running back who is a good height at 5' 7".  He is about 5' 10" with Air Jordans. You decided you will date him primarily for his Jordans. But you broke up when you spilled olive oil used for pizza dipping on the priceless Jordans and he refused to buy a new pair. He purchased Adidas instead. You don't like arguing. The head cheer leader wears Jordans and winks at you quite a lot and you just hate a lack of domestic peace or any sense of spousal discord or abuse. What do you say to buying him the Jordans ?  He paid for all the pizzas and got you a ring; right?  His name was Abraham and he decided to face his fear of spousal abuse.  The chief cheer leader decided to date him anyway but not for his Adidas or Jordans.  He had a nice smile.