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Friday 21 February 2014

You drove the Kia to the Levy....you score touchdowns and goals so don't worry about her.

In a new movie plot, Hello Mrs. American Pie. Drove the Kia to the levy but the levy was dry and the good old boys are drinking Hot chocolate and chai; so there is no need for you to be single. The only issue is that there is this notion of mating that involves you obtaining enough chattel to keep the reasonably pretty girl focused. This is what happens. She likes you for your smile and your genuine Christian demeanor and your reasonable Kia or Hyundai. But, then Biff who is an idolatrous jack off sees her and says that he wants to compete so he shows up next week in his friend's two door coupe from Dodge and he bluetooth's her phone with his number. He actually gets his own Dodge or long wheel base Hyundai and then she says she wants to think about things since you have a Veloster; not soo long and uh size matters as she is taught. He seems to act like he is the biggest in town as well; oooh! So, she has a night with Biff but does not tell you and then she waits to see if you will change your vehicle but you don't change it. She takes Biff and says she got an offer to go on a cruise two days just before your scheduled cruise. Remember that she chose you for your smile to begin and said you were really genuine. You are now single and the local Pastor calls you sort of gay but you had character. You did not play the game and compete in the genuine arena. But, the arena is not so genuine if you've read Matthew 4,5,6 and 7. The truly genuine arena is not based on mammon. Mary did not choose Joseph for his chattel. Jacob and Rachel did not choose each other based on mammon.  Biff is happy so long as she feels like she was someone else's just a few days ago. He might even suggest that you put up your ex's picture and then take it down so he gets the drive to compete again. What do you do since everybody in the Town seems to know? You choose purpose. She was not the wife and just have more hobbies. Date the first genuine girl on the local church softball team or in the choir. The Veloster is hot. But, every time a girl has a date or boyfriend, the culture of competing and winning means that she is a game. Biff would rather chase your girl than focus on his. So, play Wheel of Fortune and let nothing diminish your knowledge of self and self-esteem. Choose good friends. This includes a spouse. Do not let your esteem decay in direct proportion to the age of your vehicle. Your neighbour may not agree though. You are not old and keep your passtime as much as she demands attention. When you let go of the passtime or ministry, she will loose interest. It is a part of what makes you vibrant. The right one will support you. Da bears!!!!  It is the continuing policy of Londinium TV Channel to discuss everything in a light hearted manner and to let everyone know that homosexuals are human beings. It is also to share the gospel. They should be as well respected in public as any bible believing Christian. Hatred is not tolerated against homosexuals and nor should anyone tolerate anyone, including homosexuals, perpetrating crimes of anger, passions and violence. 
Warren Lyon, Editor.
Londinium TV Channel.   
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