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Thursday 24 September 2015

MIngle Mingle...

It is rumored that Christian Mingle is starting a localized meet and mingle social that is much like the Alpha Course/Talks. It will have a small banner; not a big banner and you can donate $5.00 while you arrange a date with someone for the very same evening. Everyone meets at 7:00 pm, they enter their details for registration( really safe), and you get to go out with someone that night by 9:00 pm.  Bring lots of paper, crayons and pens to write down phone numbers and the alphabet in addition to a few trigonometric equations. In addition, open the church basement for three hours on Friday night and see who you meet. Donate $4.00 Let everyone just relax and chat.  Let's talk!  What is the sum of each separate angle in a right angle triangle? Some things never change and the continents are certainly expanding.  In addition, you get a print out of all the matches based on common interests such as sports and music or favorite bible verse.  You can have a simple wedding in three months and a baby in 7 months. So, you could think of bringing the friend you've been sort of knowing biblically since about two months ago and that's ok but make a commitment. If he was good enough to lift it up with you in thankful praise and acknowledgement of the Lord's birds and the bees, then he is good enough such that you should receive God's blessing in family lest you keep lifting it up with different people in praise until you are 45.  It rains everyday  but if it doesn't rain hot summer showers after one year of commitment or only intermittently, that is normal. Do not hear anyone tell you to leave a good man if it does not rain when he puts the key in the special front door.  That is the devil's agent. You can buy a watering can for those intermittent moments and pull the string at the door if needed just before he comes in.  Make sure you communicate like Mary and Joseph  about your expected coming and new arrival prior to the wedding where there is no shame and the stars and all the animals celebrate you. Jesus was conceived during a betrothal and this was known and acceptable in Jewish culture under Jewish law.  Do the math. Jesus was born by grace through faith.  He is the gift of God so that no one can boast and so we are saved.  Aren't you a miracle? Who can deny you as a miracle when that other family's child died on the way into the world and we mourn with them since the father made a bet as a Mason that the baby would be still-born and he would get anything needed after that since the baby was his sacrifice. This is just how it is.   You can follow up with the other potential matches but you can't contact anyone new for seven days and you need to show up once a month to support others and encourage them to read Real Simple magazine and In Style. Whether or not Christian Mingle starts these socials, each church can start their own Anti-Single Adult Ministry in a similar format; what are you like?  I would buy that for a dollar.



  

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