The river Frog...the frog burps and says "love ya neigba" or "ribbit." He met a dark tree frog and light tree frog. The lighter tree frog tried to make himself white by breaking all the natural laws in hurting the darker tree frog. He asked the tree frogs if they understand the river. He also asked the tree frog with the copper-tone account if he thought this was apartheid South Africa? The dark tree frog did not buy any copper-tone but he ate lots of mint leaf as it helps the frog breath. "Try the Chinese tadpoles and call it a day and just decide to feel good about yourself. You must have tried the norse type already and you are still not satisfied with yourself. Just get a mate and have some children. The river flows and is natural but if you hurt other frogs in your environment to try and change yourself or achieve some false notion of acceptance, you must have damaged the tree in the process. River frogs don't want that nonsense. The tree feeds you." The river frog was white. Now, all the frogs have to learn how to live by the river where all frogs and their tadpole like origins originated. This did make the river frog happy since he could not stand festering ignorance in his world and it seems to get worse these days when you live too far away emotionally from the river.