In the new episode of your zombie serial kill-fest tv show... A Real TV Show Plot outline coming soon apparently.

In the new episode of your zombie serial kill-fest tv show such as the Living Dead Neighbor Next Door, the protagonists will shoot humanitarian tranquilizer guns that will carry small, potent tranquilizers that vaccinate the humanoids suffering with a bad case of disease contracted from the spit on the burgers at the local fast food burger chain or from the spit in your grandmother's crab salad; those swinging 60's grandmas with those transient boyfriends who gave them the disease after all! Everybody within 60 miles of Grandma has the disease since people who come over for Thanksgiving and Christmas will end up contracting it. It carries an emotional imprint and if you don't care to fight it, eventually you want people to have that tingle and zing just like you do apparently(see Scientific American); rather? The disease apparently occupied all of Europe before the Nazis rolled through. The protagonists will also use a violent but powerful spray that works like mace. The zombies don't die but they go through a metamorphosis like a Theoden. The zombies were hanging out with people and getting involved in other doings such that they were not their true self. Some zombies, male or female, take the disease to keep thin and please the societal demand for thinness in the image. But, then they get jealous of other people who do not have the disease and they spit where ever they can like in water coolers at work or in the 500 mg tub of yogurt in your fridge( buy the pack of 12 individually wrapped cups if you are not sure of your nosy room mate or new girlfriend off that personal ad). They needed to repent, be born again and get away from that which is associated with the living dead. The former(now healed and delivered zombies) say thank you and then they jump into a foreign made vehicle that is actually built in North America like all foreign-made vehicles after 2016. The CDC and the U.N. will have recurring characters that will talk about their powerful and existing research in being able to cure almost any zombie disease on the planet these days; that is if the zombies do want the cure. Where is that swinging 60's boyfriend spending time with some grandma some where? Apparently his friend gave the disease to him in the 40's since the friend had to give up his teeth and health to get into the chiropractic profession since the soldiers who came back from WWII were sort of upset about people who wanted in-to the professions but did not sacrifice their teeth and their health. It had something to do with a new under current of nihilism (nazi-like) in society that took under-privileged or ethnic minority women and told them to trade sex for access in the guise of women's liberation. The women would get the disease. The women, for reasons unknown, would also attack those hopeful, praying Judeo-Christian students(including the secret grand children of that PH.D intellectual on public television whose children are now at risk as a result in addition to the secret Judeo-christian children of that movie star) who knew nothing about how the girls got in or through school and didn't really care except but to be left alone by the nihilist ethnic chick who spits on Thursday in someone's home (if that person speaks in complete sentences) by breaking in or getting access with the nihilist grandfather and then hides in church; after all. It became a tradition to many. But, someone figured out that there is no point in expecting future generations to loose their teeth. They really should have teeth after all the sacrifices made during the wars. Future generations thanked the older generations for their secret sacrifices of teeth and good health that helped communities and many, many families. The grandmother had one question after she decided to think of her friends and family and trust that God would provide a good and healthy non-diseased husband who would really want to commit and not perpetuate a servile and abusive role for the women in his life. The grandmother had one question after she decided to think of her friends and family if not her self. What if there would be an update on the global news network; the network that works like a 24 hour docu-drama movie with real but somewhat manufactured global events(like someone turns off the gps tracker before take off) that keep people and whole populations riveted to sell lots and lots of advertising? It is not likely but it is something for the movies like that movie coming out next year September(a sequel to Inception- the movie). No matter what, there will always be news and at least the weather to report at worst. Most of us watch it all day! The surgeon general finally ordered an antibiotic to be filtered through all tap water and to be put in all the chicken, the global coffee supply of fledgling coffee plants and the donut dough. Everybody should be safe maybe!