A Story from Londinium.

A few traders made the journey to Londinium in the year ad 420.  Some were African from the Gambia and some were from the Congo that year who became Grimaldi priests.  They traded in Londinium off the Thames river, selling their gold and potteries with expensive dyed cloths.  After trading, they were offered a trip to the Roman Baths in Bath.  They decided to settle in the region and some went further south to Penzance  where was more evidence of temperate vegetation.  A few Indians were on the journey who they met in Lanzarote.  One of them desired to meet the people up north; north of the great wall so he journeyed along the Roman road with his gown and stick until he approached Hadrian's wall.  He was warned  by the Roman soldiers not to go beyond the wall unless he had pure intentions; puritanical intentions.  So, we went beyond the wall.  He encountered a St. Ronan as soon as he passed the wall. He was walking beside him and offered to lead this Indian from Asia to find the St. Ronan. They ended up at a church near Donegal.  They slept the night on the altar; Ronan kept one eye open.  He saw that this Indian was no Brahman or Buddhist like others who visited and stole the chalice by putting it under his gown. The pretender must have been related to Mephibosheth; so Ronan said.  He attempted to walk out of the church but the Roman guards blocked the church door.  Ronan came behind this pretender and, with one strike of his sword, he cut off the pretender's head.  He had no balls and had offered the testes of his first and second only so that he might eat.    They threw his body off of a cliff and kept the head; waiting to see who would arrive.  One year later. the Indian pretender's son third son arrived with many spices and gifts.  He was the son of the pretender but very studious and from a different mother.   He must have been a student of the 9th clan,  a real Buddhist and a follower of the way. His ancestor on his mother's side was related to one of the three wise men from the east who visited Christ in the manger.   He asked humbly for his father's head with an apology and offered the spices.  He repented for his father's sins and his father's theft of the chalice.

 It seems to have caused an earth quake and poisoned the Ganges river with a disease of some kind; right from the mud at the same time the chalice was stolen by the pretender.   With his humility, the third son also asked if he could be a Priest in the Brit Milah.  St. Ronan agreed but only on one condition; that he teach the local women how to cook lamb with the spices. So, he did and this is why we eat curry at Tescos today.!