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Friday 9 May 2014

Paul, in service to the Lord, suffered days when the sun uh shined and rain fell on everyone. He suffered ship wreck and snake bites. An old woman from some other denomination, maybe an Adventist/baptist( because she sometimes sang Amazing Grace) or just an Adventist said that Paul probably fell in the ship wreck. But, he obviously survived. She said he fell when he was bitten by a snake. But the old lady was bitten by a box of chocolate macaroons and now fell ill with diabetes. She forgot that the sun shines and the rain falls on most everyone on the average. She also forgot that, with illness, some are unto a sanctifying experience with the Lord. Others are unto death. Now, there are some pastors these days who are being bitten by burgers at restaurants where some unfortunate young person is afraid to get a real blood test so they spit on the burger provided to the genuine(oatmeal in the morning) pastor or christian who obviously feels like he eats oatmeal. Its in the tone of his voice; that tone that says "I love the Lord and life itself; thank God for another day!; that tone. So, after adulterating the burger, they hope to perceive the pastor's disgruntled disappointment when he tingles when he sprinkles( sometimes the old woman may spit her disease in a coffee served for the pastor at church to see if he is a real prophet) and he didn't tingle prior to showing up to the drive thru employee's restaurant on the next occasion or in this case. Now, if the Pastor keeps preaching after the snake bite or the drive thru employee's make shift self-blood test( you can get an STD test off the shelf soon so leave the pastor in Oklahoma and his happy children alone), then the pastor has not fallen but maybe he has new understanding of the verse that says " if they did this to the master, will they not also do this to the servants?" So, be a happy servant and maybe reduce the odds of snake bite and play some old rock or loud rap (cuss word variant) music so they won't test you.

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