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Monday 3 June 2013

Good teaching...

The Chinese school teacher points out that you have an ego as big as a man who will live for 300 years with much anger and other emotions. The teacher tells you to watch Yoda in the Empire Strikes Back and says every one of us only has about 100 years to enjoy this brief existence. Why spend it on time- consuming emotions?; she asks.  This is a good Chinese school teacher. She says read Matthew 4,5,6, and 7 along with Psalms 50.    Read also Luke 6, 7 and 12. The teacher also says don't start mating if you have no graduation,  no job after graduation and have to decide between diapers and tuition. Put tuition first and read Proverbs 3:5-6. 


The teacher also said to beware of split infinitives in your writing as B grade people could use them to say you are not as good as them as humans and to beware of any friend who suffers from OCD who insists while you are both at college that you must fill the washing machine with the water first followed by the soap and then the clothes.

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