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Wednesday 5 June 2013

Do you want to be with him or her?

The truth is you do not want to be with him if all you do is worry about the quality of socks he is wearing all day and you do not call or write. If you want to be with him, then call or write once and if he calls back, have a chat. If he does not call back, then there is nothing lost.  Go and see a movie together maybe. He is respecting your decision to kiss your girlfriends but now you seem to be hoping he will just show up after 20 years which would be so romantic. Remember that Shakespeare told you to marry a man with the character of a Joseph of Arimathea; not Romeo. But, you have to believe that with God, all things are possible like Mary.  He has a pretty good golf average on the green. Are you just a fan with acceptance-performance syndrome? If so, go put your own balls in a hole.  He has already had relations,who ever he is, with two robust hour glasses who got lots of respect from their jealous girlfriends who nitpicked at  his choice of  Bell and Ross(TM) watch and said that you should let him go for not being democratic enough. But, little did they know that he had a Timex Ironman (TM) watch that he treasured and a Point Zero(TM) watch. Life is roughly just a hundred years and you could spend it pestering someone with your weak but evident negative emotions.  Go watch some animals on National Geographic doing some mating and you will understand why he is not thinking about you. He is closest to the woman with whom he mates and so are you.

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