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Friday 24 March 2017

This is the best cream in the world but this just in: new reports say its stellar and historic reputation for freshness and quality is being attacked by spurious temporary employees who are spitting in the milk and cream to assist the competition. The end result is that you will get a disease if you drink it;  a weak strain of syphilis that has caused someone women to petition for divorce when they test positive and it is affecting communities that buy Sealtest instead of the other community brand; the brand that starts with H or is it.....hmm...Lactate !












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