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Sunday 17 April 2016

Star Wars Part 8.

In Star Wars Part 8, We find that Han Solo did not die.  He fell after being horribly burned and landed on the back of a giant goose-like alien bird that flew to another part of the planet where he had encountered and revealed his identity to his son. In this other part of the planet, he is healed by Yoda-like people who confess that "...the force is their ally and a powerful ally it is."  He is one foot taller after his healing since they rubbed mud on him to fill the burn.   He eventually reconciles his son  to the light side as he learns the ways of the force with the Yoda peoples.  They say Y in Yoda stands for Yeshua; the ancient founder of their faith who lived before men could fly in machines.  The son does not want to leave again. But, eventually Master Luke comes to look for him and provide him his last test of readiness to ensure there is no anger, lust , jealousy or hate.  Luke has a goatee and a tight fitting tan colored Jedi suit with good, really nice Scottish feeling boots; much like his black "Return of the Jedi" outfit.  He looks like he owns a 2016 corvette with a German gear box in real life; pained red of course.  Master Luke explains what happened to Han's son while Han is cooking galactic fish stew. He explains that people beat Han's son as a boy and kept saying his father did it.  We must remember that Darth Vader was twisted by the emperor with lies when he was told that he had killed Padme.  But, he did not.  She was hidden from him to have the children that included brother Luke and sister Lea.  But, the voice who said "your father did it" was the voice of the bug eyed lady who played galactic reggae beats in a stolen old house that she squatted in while a white rebel general was on vacation at  America Isley space port to see his mother.    When he came back, she said "I own it; my time!"  Lea killed the bug eyed lady for stealing a shipment from the rebels while she told Lea she does not know where it is but that she will certainly find it.  Lea kills her, returns the wealth to the poor peoples and balance is restored.  The big eyed lady was really a man.  We know this because she is seen standing up to urinate in the first seen of the movie.             

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