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Thursday 24 October 2013

Magnets for Christmas...

You might wish to buy your husband or boyfriend a precious and thoughtful gift for Christmas. There are many out there and you are not being selfish if you get him something more personal than a playstation joystick or $350.00 head phones that are just a "respect magnet" on the public transit. You could also buy him a bible, book on Classical(Erasmus) or French philosophy(Rousseau) or a book of great thought and consideration that is also an equivalent "respect magnet". Everyone is going to watch in amazement as you read and grow wondrously. A bible is just a book of faith. It would not be ministry to say so but just a matter of categorical fact. A hug in private is a "respect magnet" evidently for some covetous types who think about you too much from 50-100 miles away or on the otherside of the world somewhere. You could also buy shoes or you could buy a watch of some kind for this special man that you have decided to cherish with a personal gift. You could also buy a sweater or a ring that would be really noticeable or a pair of shoes that your girlfriends will notice obviously right away or a bracelet. He is your GI Joe and he will be there and also quite faithful even when you have to just do something somewhat playfully, just a little, with your colleague in the cubicle next door. He is a good GI Joe and has no mind or energy to be jealous (presuming you are keeping your cosmo trists (trysts are always wrong(cosmo trist) when you have a committed partner) at work a secret-he is not asking and he is not prone to jealousy but to avoid any hypocritcal and hurtful situation. Just tell him who you are. He is not interested in what you call a "drama". "Drama" has a definition and it's best for a soap opera on television. Are you on TV? Do you want attention? Have lunch together and laugh a lot. That is a good source of attention). He is not prone to take an offer from the refreshment counter girl at the big game when he attends with you or his friends. He noticed that most soda cans have a standard gauge and your desire for faithfulness is the same as every other young lady who uh played with GI Joe. He must have cherished you. What did the neighbour suggest you ought to do with him since he is not so uh typical looking for his height, weight and age? Those are just factors of appearance and your neighbour's husband of 30 years wasn't so typical in appearance. His nose wasn't as nice as the nose of the big muscle actor displayed in the photo taped in every girl's school locker; some guy's lockers also these days because of bad fruitloops laced with strontium 90 atmospherically ; so I was told. But, your neighbour decided to fight off the negativity. Nobody wanted her to have a good friend around either. The question is, in light of your many choices for a good friend, what do you want and do you have someone with whom you can grow?

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