Jesus App at the Applet Store; also available for Android!-It tends to make you more human and magnanimous!

The new Jesus App  includes an entire copy of the whole new testament in the English Standard version with Psalms and Proverbs including a section on what to do if you are angry with yourself for any reason including the instigation or starting of unnecessary arguments with people who sincerely care about you and your hard work to free the drain and your penchant to make it release and in light of your stubbornness to buy a dictionary and sit down and register for a course in drug and alcohol addiction recovery or the other course in sincerity and in the vain notion that you can take money from people for lying to them.  Its also free!  Try it today; eh? It is also available down home or anywhere that you have a reasonably good internet connection with Cogeco or Time Warner internet Cable in Canada (new competition for netflix).  You can also use the translation service on the side and translate the above in as many sentences as you like. Try to re-write it in 10 sentences.  Remember that Asimo is the new big gift this Christmas.  You can play video games with him and he has several reactions and expressions when he wins the game. He comes X-box compatible. He has a "perfect listener" mode that will work all day long since he is retrofitted with a supercomputer that will enable him, one day, to drive in evening traffic and respond to any questions whether they are intelligent or unintelligent as if he really cares about your nonsense and without crashing the vehicle. If the answer is too robotic and you disapprove, Asimo will give you a tissue. Order now to avoid disappointment.  There is also a free Gospel of John App included.  There was insufficient memory after the X-box module to load the entire bible. If He is the way the truth and the life through whom all must enter into the Kingdom, then He is the Church. The Church is also referred to as the bride of Christ. Should not the bride be one with Him(emotionally, pychologically and spiritually)? Read John 17.  Is your sense of self or ego to big to surrender to Christ or are you living for that respect keeping up with the Jim Jones or Jones'? What is that saying because anyone can stand on a soap box or preach if only the stones will listen but what is your motive? God answers all prayers in His own time and after David was annointed as King by Samuel, how long did he have to wait?  This is a bible scholar's question or you can just google it. What is the name of the prophet who annointed him? Is it Balaam Donkey? Did he have an error of great renown? Who is Cora and did she just revile and rebel against Moses? What is straining out a gnat( google it)?  What part of love your neighbour did you not understand or treat others as you wish to be treated did you not understand?  To tie it all together practically, you could read Desiderata.  It's really good.  Just believe it.  What's in your wallet? Is it Capital One? What's on your desktop pc? Please read John 17 and 1st Corinthians 14 as well as Acts 2.  Not everyone has the gift of healing but all may have the gift of discernment.  This would also mean that the gift of speaking in tongues may fall upon believers in any church organisation but the church is greater than any new organisation starting tomorrow or one which started 500 years ago.  The Lord knows who are His whereever they may be.  As such, your goal is to be with Christ and when you take communion it is to acknowledge Christ and not an organisation as to join an organisation but to celebrate Christ.  Its amazing; isnt it? Start with the Lord's prayer and say it a few times. Every knee will bow and everything tongue shall confess that Jesus is Lord.  Read the book of Romans from chapter 1-9 and Hebrews-the last chapter.