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Tuesday 11 August 2015

The issues is not the tv...but the anarchy in the content. What is wrong with airing Thunderball, Leave It To Beaver or their content equivalent 365 days a year(24 hours a day)? You could keep the psychologically cute commercials like the Subaru Dog ads and people would still buy the soap and Pepto Dismol (just playing!). Now forget Carl's Juniors getting you ready to go for a run. Build a corner store, walk to the corner store and buy some milk.

That denomination started a long time ago, but when cameras came into existence they eschewed and preached heavily against the idolatry that pictures represented. Then there were moving pictures and they preached and preached against the evil of the idolatry that such moving pictures represented( they did not know that NOVA or PBS was coming).  Then there was a horrible spate of freaky, supernatural weather conditions that they called a drought, that became a dustbowl economy, also known as a depression.  But, most of these congregations and their theology thrived in an agrarian economy before the radio and a television screen was on your cell phone and also now on your wrist watch. That dustbowl economy led to a new found grace in that you had to do something to keep bread on the table and the pews well varnished. You had a few good daughters who could help and so they were trained to work for the camera stills and videos but not for free and when they got too old for such work, they would have to join another congregation that would help them re-integrate into society since it might be hard to drive through town or shop at a supermarket where people saw right through you on the screen at the 5 cent theatre last night and the night before and the year before that. They would probably see you tomorrow night as also.  So, they also told you how to regain that diminished sense of authority. This is because natural law does exist and you should not feel alone in your need for normalcy and that diminished sense of authority. You worked soo hard and you honored soo many people as you worked for the camera.  They told you to kill a baby maybe or do something else utterly fantastic and people would leave you alone and not look at you like they already saw right through you the night before as you buy some bacon and eggs  or chitlins and grits or is it Yorkshire pudding; rather. That congregation has a notable influence in the order of things because you did work for the camera, you met a lot of important people and you joined the congregation as instructed, killing the baby as you were told to regain a sense of normalcy while you thank God as a church secretary.  It was hard to hire you any where else since they saw right through you the night before and you are just soo lovely. You were good to use the oil of olay.   The process continues as farming becomes industrialized or as the camera(moving pictures and stills) becomes a legitimized industry. In fact, to do a video or to take a picture of yourself is like a coming of age for some; a social sweet 16 of a kind that gives you social authority. The big brain in the bottle that is attached to your android touch screen network likes the touch but it likes to be able to see the nudey bits of who is touching the screen. Those who do not take the photo may feel a little ostracized for not jumping into the "fun"; why not eh (Y.O.L.O.)? The brain is also emitting a signal that suggests "No God".    These days, the newbees do not need to seek normalcy in that other church congregation because the camera and the work is normalizing or being normalized since the girls have gone bible as minions.  This is the new normal.  This way, you won't feel alone when you see them on tv and they are soo cute so that they might have been your daughter anyway as they seem to understand sex for cash until you are 36. It used to be 42. But, people need to see more real whole milk families(not nuclear lysol families) these days since it is getting kind of crazy out there.  You can still have a child by 41 or 42.  It is the new norm as they send nice cheer leaders or grad students to take their tops off while sitting on the Andy Griffith show, the Ed Sullivan show. or their successors. Because the tops are off on tv, you don't need to join that other congregation.  The babies and the baby shall live.                

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