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Thursday 6 August 2015

After 2017...

In a new movie plot, After 2017, it will be illegal once again to sue your spouse, families with children will get a free zero toll fee transponder for vehicle travel on toll roads, Elmer the safety elephant will have a regular spot on tv and Gay marriage will be rescinded apparently except for the special property and pension rights obtained by a signed cohabitation agreement that is available to any orientation but they will get national coverage for a rainbow bumper sticker. Everyone will get good customer service again that is free of passive aggressive resentment but full of the extra mile that keeps you loyal and that does not send you back to the big company that is going to buy the smaller company anyway and cut jobs. Also, there will be universal health care that will keep manufacturing viable in the mid-west so you can buy Samsung dishwashers made in Missouri by Asianish immigrants and Americans regardless of race who will have to marry in who will build a Chinese Restaurant franchise and tell Black Americans to "go home" in one generation.  There is too much suspicious glue (criminal damage) on the windshields of those Pontiacs these days.  There will be a safety day shopping law where there will be one day of safety a week. It's like the old Sunday shopping law that keeps everybody safety minded but you can always shop online 12 hours a day any day of the week if you wish.  Killing your black relative as a black person will no longer give you white authority; real or imagined.  The cross is a sign of grace and this is also true of the rainbow.  But, they will burn a rainbow sign on the lawn of anyone who does not agree and they will hang your apple I-phone from a tree and beat it to death with an angry mob watching if you don't fit in and have sex for cash since you will feel too uppity and distant like you are some kind of music student who plays fur' elise or something or as if you attended a well-rounded public high school in Orange county. Chip and dip will be a new franchise but you can never have your own plate without sharing or else they will.....!   This is because safety is the common denominator. Forget civil society and just think safety; remember?

It is the continuing policy of Londinium TV Channel to discuss everything in a light hearted manner and to let everyone know that homosexuals are human beings. It is also to share the gospel. They should be as well respected in public as any bible believing Christian. Hatred is not tolerated against homosexuals and nor should anyone tolerate anyone, including homosexuals, perpetrating crimes of anger, passions and violence. 
Warren Lyon, Editor.
Londinium TV Channel. 

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