The Humanoid, The Frenchman And Hot Dogs (Saucisson).

In the 1930's a young man bought some Viagara(sold in candy boxes) and realized that it helped him keep his girlfriend happy. She said he was so selfless. He traveled to France by steam ship and met a French man who said he ate lots of carrots or Beat roots. The Frenchman's girlfriend also said he was so selfless. In either case, if the point is loving your wife and (your betrothed)girlfriend, that is all that matters. The Frenchman asked if the man from Los Alamos who got his Viagara (in candy boxes) at the Los Alamos test site gift shop whether he know how to make the best Hot Dogs with his (betrothed) girlfriend. The man from Los Alamos thought he knew what the Frenchman meant and threw out the candy box. He bought some carrots and said Quoi de neuf doc? His girlfriend understood as she had a vision of alien-like humanoids in the future who held hands long enough with the male partner's index finger resting (with coupled, loving trituration) in between the two fingers used to make a peace sign. After ten or twenty minutes, the female humanoid's eyes would dilate and she would express her thanks for the male counterpart's selflessness. The male partner would then insert his finger into the center of her humanoid palm and scratch the center until they made another humanoid. The gestation period was 7 months(seven is God's number). Why are their male and female whales or fish anyway? It has to be that God designed it that way. Be thankful and appreciate. But, it really only works if you are faithful to your betrothed. Your commitments makes you strong. In realizing this, the girlfriend or wife decided that his selflessness is not the key issue; but their mutual commitment. She committed to attending the same male masseuse for at least seven years and she always raved about and appreciated him and all he did was rub her ankles and shoulders. She could appreciate her husband who cuts the grass and who, at times, may be just as tired as she is and she should not make breathing or loving a chore with the over exaggerated expectations of someone who put a passing physical feeling and experience above and beyond the beauty of genuine companionship and friendship. A relationship of committed love should not be compared to the thrilling heights of different roller coaster rides in an amusement park. Who thinks about men like that and writes about it once a month? Who ever she is, she may have had sex for cash when she was young, joined a church for community when she was older and failed to confess "sex for cash" since it did wonders in decorating the house with nice Pottery Barn furniture during university or when she had her three kids and a husband. Unfortunately, when she thought God was coming, she decided to encourage her Grand Kids to have sex for cash instead of repenting since, while she did not want to confess it, she thought God would ultimately accept her if her children and grand children had sex for cash as well since he could not reject them as they were really pretty. She would rather pass on her sin instead of her blessed repentance. By the time God comes, they will also have her disease as they follow her encouragement.