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Monday 27 October 2014

Did you ever hear about a time in the 1930's when people were being exposed to Nazi philosophy in the land of the born and free( America) that said people who are born again and fertile and who did not play snakes and ladders, use "dirty" playing cards or kiss in public places should be eunuched? One 15 year old eunuch asked a cop with grade 9 education to kill him some months ago(years ago in the 1930's; that is) since he lost his apparatus the week before but he had 8 children at least. The cop was at the barn where he lost his apparatus. The cop was also a born again eunuch also for some reason in this crazy community where if you abused your Nikes, you want your neighbor to loose his Nikes as well(Is that it?). It started with a couple of old and also young dudes who burned themselves with "viagara" that sterilizes the user. It was sold in 1930's candy boxes. It is rumored that something similar to that is happening today in barns once a week all over the land of the born and free and the only way to be exempted is to get a pastoral qualification of some kind or to at least enroll. I would hate to believe it but at least the colleges who run the divinity programs will have more fertile, capable and divinely qualified people on the road who can talk about Jesus with the requisite qualification to open their mouths and the qualification to watch what they want with choice and a divine lack of fear of being victimized for watching TCM, AMC, the News Network and the Sports Network only. Bake something with your girlfriend after the big movie on that pretty safe and family friendly movie channel.

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