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Friday 15 March 2013

The woodchuck(TM) fund...

In a new movie plot, you see yourself ( "like a first person shooter video game") asking your neighbor about the woodchuck fund company and its first special community investment fund called the "pass the ball" fund that invests in non profit churches and gay community organisations.  The fund benefits from fees collected from consultation on how to turn a synagogue, mosque or church's Sunday or Saturday school into a private school where the student fees to attend the schools are tax free donations to the faith based organisation.  Call 1-877-460-4884 for more.  These schools usually teach lessons on the traditional family and general respect for life and one's neighbour. They discourage hatred on issues of gender, race and orientation and encourage tolerance in an environment of urban sprawl where the innate need for community is often not met except in small community groupings such as a community coffee shop or book store where your wife or husband  or jealous needy same sex partner in loneliness might forget when you are coming home and kiss the cashier of the same gender contrary to Romans 1. It was the lack of community in urban sprawl and the bisphenol A that made mating with anyone anywhere feel normal whether you had a mate at work or home waiting for you or not.  The divorce rate since 1980 has come to an average of 50/50 (50% stay in the union for more than 5 years whether in a faith based union or not).  Try the "Pass the Ball" fund today. 


It is the continuing policy of Londinium TV Channel to discuss everything in a light hearted manner and to let everyone know that homosexuals are human beings. It is also to share the gospel. They should be as well respected in public as any bible believing Christian. Hatred is not tolerated against homosexuals and nor should anyone tolerate anyone, including homosexuals, perpetrating crimes of anger, passions and violence. 
Warren Lyon, Editor.
Londinium TV Channel. 

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