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Monday 18 February 2013

The New credit card.....

Cap It One credit cards is famous for the slogan "..what's inside your wallet?" or pants.  The new credit card is designed to seek the approval of everyone and will help you in your endeavour to try and make anyone you meet that is non-white fit in to your expectation of how you think they should feel from limited appreciation of people and their experiences.  That woman who you are judging in your imagination all day long who reads Jane Austen at night, the bible, Women's Health and Vanity Fair in addition to the Atlantic had one half Jamaican parent which maybe gave you the thought that she might be a relative and also cause you to be soo soo curious; why you ask so many question? If you buy then buy- Houw piun Yee? But, she used to be a member of a special forces unit for the French foreign legion and she speaks 1.5 languages fluently and she is moving on to 2.5 languages.  They also have no time to think about you and what's in your house.  They are thankful for a beautiful sunset.   But, they will give you a greeting that says neighbor as everybody can buy roughly the same coca cola at the corner store. Some coke is diet and some cola is store brand so the odds are you have a bottle of cola in your house.  You collect Swarovski crystal and they collect bible tracts in various languages.  I am not worried about you and nor should I be.  So get the new card from Cap It One credit card called Out of many One and the slogan is  "...what's in your fridge, icebox or freezer?-the answer is thankfulness and you can say it your way as in Thank God or do not forget to give thanks or something like that."  It's all good. 

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