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Tuesday 1 January 2013

It's just that God has given us tremendous capacity to digest untold amounts of information and uh create, discover and learn cumulatively. Monkeys cannot do that to this day but they must be evolving. But, they do not get jealous or envy even though we share 99.95% of the same genetic coding; right?

We are really soo smart! Monkeys will never be able to right the or write the symphonies without gene therapy. We can do that too you know?; gene therapy, that is.  They cannot write Ave maria; nor can a Gorilla. How do you spell cumulative?  Ask Alexandre Dumas about all of this. Most of the credit for his writing, as you would expect, is given to the Russian side( actually the French side) of his ancestry and the Saint-like lessons are credited to the African side. Saint Augustine was a full-blooded human being like Dumas and a full-blooded African which was unlike or not the case with Dumas. 

http://flcenterlitarts.wordpress.com/2010/02/11/who-wrote-the-novels-of-alexandre-dumas/  

No one should be upset if the nice grade one teacher gave you a dictionary and cared enough that you would get it perfect with a rap on the knuckles for the slightest sense of erancy. You followed the habit and your mother encouraged you with a good pair of coloured pencils.  There was a white pencil, a cocoa brown, a chestnut brown, a hazelnut brown, a pink pencil and a green one that you would use for frogs or money.  The white pencil was used for white monkeys. 

I know. You wish you could simplify your like  a really smart cat and just say you know it all and not need a dictionary or white coloured pencil for the white gorilla in the art class assignment.

Anyway, at the end of the day, nobody is perfect so try White Gorilla(TM) white chocolate.  It will make you feeeeeeeeeeeel good and it will help you feel really perfect like a good REMA word from God in the center of the city.  

Now if anyone denies the virtue of your coloured pencils as gifted to you, then they are a devil.  They, the pencils, were made in all diversity with various colours in each pack to be creative and when you mix the colours you usually get some nice symmetrical features along with unique abilities that aid general survivability for all. It is getting hot out there and big boned girls with lots of bone density usually cannot swim soo well for long; a concern with all this new glacial water; eh?  There might be some secret melanin for you in  your aspirin since skin disease is socially soo expensive and the melanin will reduce your need for botox to plump up the lips and it will aid your brazil butt workouts; pow!  You thought it was just your high protein diet and the Brazil butt tape.   

Happy New Year! I am going to go and learn the immutable, time honored and celebrated rules of building a fire which are not unlike the celebrated rules of apprehending procedural irregularity or the meaning of the phrase or term  "vires".  No one lives forever but your ego might; if not your spirit. 

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