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Sunday 25 January 2015

In GI Joe 7...

"In GI Joe 7: My Brother's Keeper", new and emerging technology is displayed such as an anti-grenade glue-like substance that is dispensed from a high pressured canister that attaches underneath the usual "safe yourself and your team" device used by most troops in the field. It's the same device that replaced the sword in the 19th century for soldiers. It could also be dispensed from a canister that attaches to the front of the uniform. Another device launches a blanket or parachute type of material that is essentially capable of smothering the blast. It attaches to the front of the uniform. It will smother the grenade and douse the blast, saving lives and any soldier that may have been willing to sacrifice himself to save his brother by diving on to the device as if it was a deflated football. There has to be something on the shelf at some chemical company such as "Lysol Ltd" or "Dunomorepint". Let us hope so. Testing will take place using "Petman". If "Petman" survives, then the average soldier should be able to save himself and his team without sacrificing his footballs. In fact, they could just use an appropriately designed flack/body armor jacket to achieve the purpose; one that is easy to take off and also to put on.

In addition to this,a new satellite based Sprint PCS-like mobile phone will enable GI Joe to call the AWACS plane in the area during his whole entire six hour walk or any body any where in the world who is willing to pick up when he is playing Who Wants To Be Millionaire online; the Cumbria horse version. When the friend answers, the friend is calm as he chips his tooth on a 400 ml glass bottle of Nestle or Highland Springs water. Mobile phone companies are invested in keeping their customers happy; if not alive.

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