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Saturday 26 April 2014

A house wife (to be) came home precisely at 5.00 pm to meet her boyfriend at church. She had a babysitter who watched the kids and who was quite judgmental at times of her Baptist/Calvinist ways. The babysitter was a Seventh Day Adventist and both could certainly agree that Jesus was born, he lived, he died and rose again for something very and critically important.  But, the babysitter's judgements were becoming bothersome. She would spit on the housewife's(to be) microvave plate( the one that rotates) just before she would leave in the afternoon and would go home hoping feel or perceive if the housewife( to be) would wipe the plate before using the microwave.  It is a very good question and someone could ask the Seventh Day Adventist if the wipe every pop can with a tissue before drinking.  Ultimately, the Seventh Day Adventist received an epiphany while watching a program entitled Amazing Truths and Facts as the episode was based on Matthew 7. She apologized for the behavior and asked to be friends. The Baptist said "...that's okay because I judged you too by recording all of your telephone calls to find out how many times you cheated on your husband per week for grocery cash. The recording device was a small diode underneath a sticker that was entitled " Book of Acts"; get it? They both laughed, hugged and decided that they would sing a Unity( formerly known as rifts) together based on Total Praise( The Hillsongs version) and they took a "Selfie."

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