I am not from a backwater that is that lawless but it might be. I don't really know since it takes only 12 minutes for a police/national guard officer to show up if you call 911. However, only backwaters approve OK corral laws; laws that allow you to make up your own story subjectively as to why you took someone's life with a weapon and all couched in the just and traditional notion of self defence. But this is not a self defence law. It is a murderers law. Such a law allows you to follow someone and start a fight or altercation in any less than capable state of sanity and to then use deadly force because you claim to be afraid of the scenario you created. You may have picked a fight with someone who might be younger and more drunk than you may have been but the Ok Corral (stand your humanity on a plank of fear)law entitles you to evade responsibility by claiming you were afraid and that your fear was sufficient to use force to take the life of the person with whom you started the altercation. So, in such a backwater beware not to raise a butter knife while you think angrily about the cold coffee poured by your waitress at the local saloon or McDonalds because someone( another patron) may perceive your gesture as an aggressive posture, they may become afraid as your eyes turn red over the cold coffee and they may decide to use deadly force to repel your perceived butter knife assault. Subjectively and objectively speaking, who pulls the trigger first wins and in a world wear unbridled anger, irresponsibility, the will to kill and juvenile emotive patterns are given an alibi, be careful not to let anyone see you pick up the last pack of steaks for $5.99(  8 eight oz steaks per pack) at the big blue W---Mart store as they laywait you outside to find out if you were the one who stepped on his toe during a high school football game 28 years ago and somehow they lost a scholarship to Backwater College. Just hand him the steaks since his holster is open and your gun is in the glove box of your Durango. Whomever succeeds in pulling the trigger first, wins and gets to tell the tale with self inflicted razor blade wounds all over his football toe. It doesn't matter if its a black zombie or white zombie because zombies do not discriminate. Zombies will attack impulsively and kill the white widget or black widget. They will steal the white or black I-Pad and they will destroy the white or black chalk board in the school when told to write lines about how to respect a teacher or 911 operator.

They used to just tell kids to run away from strangers and to avoid talking to them. A neighbourhood watch volunteer has no power of arrest or detention and cannot stop you for any reason. You may now have to tell children not to forget to re-load  their child friendly pistol available in six pastel colors since zombies have legal protection. When Lincoln conceived of a uniform crime bill, he echoed a future that was consistent of the hopes of the founding fathers that held many truths to be self-evident. Telecommunications and the speed of national travel or mail made such unity with evident common goals and values difficult whether only 1/8 of the entire population had seen and lived in slavery in the south or not.  Hoover obviously met with similar resistance as many argued that the interests of the distant states made such a law difficult but there is no distance as you can twitter the draft uniform crime bill today. Otherwise, the fog of the notion of common freedom and unity under an inspiring flag is the only common truth for centuries to come if it wasn't for the NFL. It has existed for as long as the very first Nazi party.  It's a national league where everyone can count on common rules in any city.  It may turn out that mass shootings are truly celebrations of the obvious stubborn dysfunction of  a society.