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Wednesday 17 April 2013

I prayed my wife would heal of being a sluggard and not Judge people of being jealous of her cooking class when she proclaims her husband to be the best cooking teacher she ever had.

The problem is that my wife was a shopaholic and fraud  but not to obtain Stuff but for Approval. Every time she used the credit or debit card, it said "approval"  or "approved" and that is what she was hoping to see in her vein psychology intoxicated with her sense of self if not alcohol after her time in detox where she clutched the bible her husband gave her while on withdrawal.  What she needed to seek was God's approval and not applause as a cook, stripper, or bible study teacher.  Her husband taught bible studies for 4-5 years and helped people with their applications to grad school and their theses.  Once she realised that she needed God's approval, she wrote to her bank and asked them to change the little electronic message that flashed every time she purchased a trinket or bottle of cologne at $40.00 every day  to say "Delivered".  She is quite a good looking dark skinned black woman but at least she did not rely on her beauty and confessed the words that say "a woman who fears the Lord shall be praised."  The machines now say "Delivered" at the Chase Bank credit and debit terminals across North America and the Southern Caribbean.

Warren A. Lyon.


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