Proverbs 3:5-6, argumentative salmon and the samaritan woman. Your grandma may have given you a cosmopolitan magazine when she thought it was time but why? It tells you that having sex more than 120 times a year is normal without stressing the associated issues of committed relationships. 120 times a year in a committed relationship would be normal. If you need a catalogue try Vanity Fair or InStyle.

The samaritans had an idolatrous culture. The Samaritan woman was an idolatrous woman who honored her Jewish ancestry but who mixed it with idolatrous and pagan practices. She is like a Christian girl today reciting the cover page headlines from a cosmopolitan magazine. She excused it as being modern and liberal but there is nothing wrong with a single minded pair of Jimmy Choos and faithfulness to one husband. She was much like a salmon swimming in two directions. That causes a lot of unnecessary stress on the salmon. Your five husbands are sure to figure it out and leave the unnatural and unnecessary stress.