" I don't really know if we can have this democracee..or anything that feels like it but I reckon that this is whay and haow we have come to exist.  But, we don't really need to kill anyone if it feels too democratic. We did this once....Kennedy and he eschewed secrets. Now if a can't have a secret ha can I have any friends? A don't know if ya undastand what I'm trying to say to you?  What I reckon as the most fearful and most evident insult to my good charm and grace is a country, nonetheless, with no democracee.  What need is a countree that at least ensures that democracy is not only done and not only seen but realised.  Forget that old saying about justice. It was just one of those weasel tactics of those foreigners who don't think Americans know how to spell the word check.  I reckon the British civil law system is the best for us in the end since it protects our kind from the frivolous and the vexatious and most importantly, like democracy, it should live long in the rule of law and democracee so that people of all kands will be safe because without it, who knows who the Lord of the flies will be and who he will decide is unacceptable sittin on this porrch drinking tea like us on the savannas; I reckon.   Do you know if some senator is trying to use someone as a scape goat death since he thinks the death should be him because he says things to the Queen like " bring it"?  "Bring it" is probably a bit too democratic. The Queen pumped her fist and bumped at the waist like "Trading Places". But, because of it, no one doubts  his apparent audacious sincerities.   By the way, in the audacity, how many C-  and above graduates are still alive after 8 years?  We have to think about his comfort and tell him no one needs to die but if someone has to die in his imagination, it will be his pet dog since we don't kill amicable people, regardless of race, who followed post-secondary studies as ecnouraged by White West Indian or White North American citizens.  Does he know this? Maybe we should tell him.  Certainly, we need an independent and wealthee man every so often with no titles from the system  other than his precise sincerity to serve his people and the guns at the State Department and the CIA; of course. Thank you!"  

His friend said,  "..No...thank you!"