The Tall Top hat...

There was a White Navajo who fit in quite well with West Indians.
 His name was Sharman. His grandfather was a traveling salesman  in the new Wild West who wore a tall  top hat and Cape in his glory.  He liked tricks but did not know what to do when someone sold his farm with a tricky false signature. He who likes tricks was tricked. This pain of being duped out of a farm became an addiction. The future generations decided to follow the people who duped the grandfather.   The  grandson of the man who performed tricks forged Miles Davis' signature for the right to royalties and was also forced to resign at Chase since it was soo embarrassing and it was discovered that he had no relative memorialized in a monument in Washington but it would be the first thing he would say as he basked in his natural authority at 6' 7" and with  thick long hair.   He was also quite panicked that people would find out he had no education.  He tried to sell bonds on the future projected earnings of the royalties. It was so embarrassing; so embarrassing.  He was shot with his wife several times in a London suburb by a White American looking  bus driver who had plastic,  white teeth.   The moral to the story is  respect America as an American because  the house was never really sold and a third party purchaser in good faith is only holding the equity and legal title in trust for the legitimate owner who was a victim of a criminal fraud.