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Friday 12 February 2016

A man went to Chiropractic College at the University of Belief: He got a 2:1.

A man went to Chiropractic College. He followed the syllabus, stayed up all night and studied very hard so as to understand every vertebrae, joint and muscle as best as a  fearful student could when you really can't do it twice.   When he was growing up, people would tell jokes about chiropractic treatments during career guidance class, suggesting it was just massage and what all night study or exam preparation do you need for that? Then the man graduated as a blackish and certainly black person. His High School friends could not believe he graduated.   It was his second degree after High School. They started emailing the college to say he was dead. When he came home, they started testing his intuition by paying the post office to leave the mail in the bushes instead of in the mail box to see how smart he really was. Hopefully , he would be intuitive enough to find it in the bushes since he is a graduate; right? Isn't intelligence all about intuition and you just guess the answers in a chiropractic exam or is there learning involved? Is it as if following the syllabus was not enough and scheduling your study time was not enough to graduate for them? Nobody knows why. Even if he was dead, it would still mean that a black or blackish person graduated. He was certainly not dead. His hand writing made it obvious. He was a good  graduate of the University of Western Brisbane.  What evil drove his friends to threaten the University that granted the Chiropractic qualification?  There was an evident mental lacuna in threatening that school. Who are these unusual adults?

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