Paul, in service to
the Lord, suffered days when the sun uh shined and rain fell on
everyone. He suffered ship wreck and snake bites. An old woman from
some other denomination, maybe an Adventist/baptist( because she
sometimes sang Amazing Grace) or just an Adventist said that Paul
probably fell in the ship wreck. But, he obviously survived. She said
he fell when he was bitten by a snake. But the old lady was bitten by
a box of chocolate macaroons and now fell ill with diabetes. She
forgot that the sun shines and the rain falls on most everyone on the
average. She also forgot that, with illness, some are unto a
sanctifying experience with the Lord. Others are unto death. Now,
there are some pastors these days who are being bitten by burgers at
restaurants where some unfortunate young person is afraid to get a
real blood test so they spit on the burger provided to the genuine(oatmeal in the morning)
pastor or christian who obviously feels like he eats oatmeal. Its in
the tone of his voice; that tone that says "I love the Lord and
life itself; thank God for another day!; that tone. So, after
adulterating the burger, they hope to perceive the pastor's
disgruntled disappointment when he tingles when he sprinkles(
sometimes the old woman may spit her disease in a coffee served for
the pastor at church to see if he is a real prophet) and he didn't
tingle prior to showing up to the drive thru employee's restaurant on
the next occasion or in this case. Now, if the Pastor keeps
preaching after the snake bite or the drive thru employee's make
shift self-blood test( you can get an STD test off the shelf soon so
leave the pastor in Oklahoma and his happy children alone), then the
pastor has not fallen but maybe he has new understanding of the verse
that says " if they did this to the master, will they not also
do this to the servants?" So, be a happy servant and maybe
reduce the odds of snake bite and play some old rock or loud rap
(cuss word variant) music so they won't test you.
New!Clean Pure Christlike energy to move 1063 pounds of bricks in one sheer movement using the power of a man's back or horses requires energy.That is all!Abraham had no four wheel engined vehicle but he had faith and common sense to do whatever God demanded of him in a way that was efficient and respectful to all of God's creation of which he was a part.Abraham also had no written law; also true for Joseph or Jacob or Moses when Moses crossed the red sea.All posts are authored by Warren A.Lyon.
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